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luthien-elvenprincess · 11-26-2004, 07:37 PM

Try the new and improved elven facial skin exfoliating lotion! This astonishing cream is made especially for your tired skin from crushed Elanor petals mixed with Loth-Lorien morning dew. Collected fresh every morning by carefully trained elven pharmaceutical consultants. Your order will be blended specially for your unique skin type. Delivered directly to your door. Get ready to astound your friends and acquaintances with your

REAL NEW SKIN !

Edit: Yikes, guess I went a little long with this!

11-26-2004, 07:37 PM	#34
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Try the new and improved elven facial skin exfoliating lotion! This astonishing cream is made especially for your tired skin from crushed Elanor petals mixed with Loth-Lorien morning dew. Collected fresh every morning by carefully trained elven pharmaceutical consultants. Your order will be blended specially for your unique skin type. Delivered directly to your door. Get ready to astound your friends and acquaintances with your REAL NEW SKIN ! Edit: Yikes, guess I went a little long with this! __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!