Stuck in a boat

[THE Ka]

Hmm... This is going to be hard... Oh, well! To the mighty water ye go! You rubber necked chickens!


1. Orc #234 (Who are you again? Don't know and don't care!)

2. A random wight (Why do you even need a boatride?!)

3. Smag (you can fly, remember? so, get out. now.)

4. An Ent (You know, i would let you stay but, you can cross the river and not even get you knees wet... plus, you're talking to the boat and it's scaring people...)

5. Legolas (Ok, just act like one of those lizards that can walk across water... just take your wig's with you... they are taking up too much space. and i'm starting to smell like backstage so, take your perfume too...)

6. Turgon (Ok, and why are you here?)

7. Merry (If i remember, you can swim... so much for your boasting in lothlorien ... Even if you are my favorite hobbit, you have to go. No, i don't want a smoke...)

8. Aragorn (You know, i'd love to hear you're life's story but, you can swim. I hope.)

9. Gimli (Ok, it was nice meeting you to. go. and be sure to take Legolas' extra wig with you too. I know, but it's not my favorite colour. Trust me, it won't bite you... then pick it up by the tag!)

10. Gandalf (Ok, yes. I like philosophy too. what!? did you say Plato was on medication?! Ok, out! out now!)

<--- Gandalf's unfortunate end...

Well, let's see who does that leave...
...
Ok, i don't care i just got rid of 10. at least a couple of them will live so, i don't have to feel too guilty. At least i get to keep the disco king. But, he is going to have to scoot over for Hedwig... Disco meets glam... Hmm. what will happen? Plus, i guess there's me. So add Industrial goth rock to that...

~Stoic Ka~ hope you like...