Annoying Unbelievers - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Morgul Queen · 11-24-2004, 02:36 PM

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Er - isn't it a good thing that she showed sufficient interest to ask those questions?

Yes, the only problem is she doesn't understand what I'm saying to her. She's only seen Fellowship and hasn't read any of the books. This brings on awkward questions which are near impossible to explain to a person who has next to no experience of LotR.

"Why didn't Gandalf kill the Bad Guy? He's a wizard, right?"

"Who's Elrond again?" Which leads to: "Earendil?"

'Tis very frustrating. She's getting very annoyed at me because my current response is "Go read the Book. JRRT can explain it far better than I ever could."

*sighs*

AbercrombieOfRohan · 11-26-2004, 11:25 AM

My absolute favorite/ least favorite question is:

What?? There are books??

It gets me every time. I have actually had people ask me this and it brings tears of laughter to my eyes.

I've found that the best way to deal with people asking you questions like "what are the silmarils?" is to give a 40 minute lecture of the entire silmarillion. They usually just look interested for about 5 seconds then they nod their heads and try to look interested and eventually slide into a stupor and never ever ever talk to you about LOTR again. works like a charm.

Morgul Queen · 11-27-2004, 09:16 PM

*grins* When the First shot of Eowyn in the TTT Trailer was shown on the screen someone was heard to exclaim: "OMG! Arwen's gone blonde!!"

11-27-2004, 09:16 PM	#3
Morgul Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Dontgonearthe Castle Posts: 414	grins When the First shot of Eowyn in the TTT Trailer was shown on the screen someone was heard to exclaim: "OMG! Arwen's gone blonde!!" __________________ Athrabeth is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King Oh...and call me Morgy!

11-26-2004, 11:25 AM	#2
AbercrombieOfRohan Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 311	My absolute favorite/ least favorite question is: What?? There are books?? It gets me every time. I have actually had people ask me this and it brings tears of laughter to my eyes. I've found that the best way to deal with people asking you questions like "what are the silmarils?" is to give a 40 minute lecture of the entire silmarillion. They usually just look interested for about 5 seconds then they nod their heads and try to look interested and eventually slide into a stupor and never ever ever talk to you about LOTR again. works like a charm.