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Sapphire_Flame · 11-12-2004, 10:45 AM

We accomplished our mission, Father. We attacked the Carnies and killed their great beast. None survived to carry word of their fate to the enemy.

That's good, son! I'm proud of you.

Really?

No! Psych!

*sigh* Anyway, that same day the weird stuff started happening. We found two creatures hiding near the site of our ambush. Anborn thought they were squirrels, but when we dragged them out and shook 'em off a little they turned out to be halflings.

Gandalf's Eyebrows: [LEAP]

Halflings? Are you sure?

Yes, we used our Field Guide to Fanciful Creatures... and they met 8 out of the 10 criteria. Apparently they don't give you a pot of gold if you catch them. But I always thought that sounded fake anyway.

...

*snackle* These are so fun. Oh, and if anyone knows of a fangirl/nazgirl picture, please let me know.

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Morgul Queen · 11-12-2004, 06:43 PM

*sighs and jumps bandwagon*

Odd Narrator: The companions (that's what we're calling them now, right? Oh, it's so confusing! Well, it's the companions meaning Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf - oh and three horses, Shadowfax, Hasufel, and Arod. Whew . . .) rode on through sunset. Gandalf drove them so hard even Aragorn was stiff and weary when they finally rested

Whew! Even I am stiff and weary!

They all slept except for Gandalf-

Hey!

What now?

But I'm an elf, elves aren't supposed to need sleep, I certainly didn't before, wasn't there something about resting my mind in the strange paths of elvish dreams even as I walk open-eyed in the light of this world?

No, no, it says right here: "Legolas slept with Gimli-

WHAT?!!!

-beside him." Chill out, dude.

Let me see that script- hang on a sec-

HEY, that's not what it says, you just put that in there on purpose to make a joke!

Yeah, so? It's a parody, what did you expect, continuity? Pshaw. AS I WAS SAYING,

Aren't we in this scene too?

Will the characters PLEASE stop TALKING to the NARRATOR??!! I can't get anything done with you people!

And horses!

And talkative inanimate objects!

Theyhaltedforafewhours andthenrodeonswiftly underthecoldmoon thatwaswaxing andsinkinginthe cloudywest! Grrrrrr . . .

Oddwen · 11-12-2004, 11:05 PM

Ah, I see that you are also a fan of www.emotioneric.com! May the Force the with you!

-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-

Gaaaa-aaa-aandalf, I need your help. I want to win Eowyn, but she hates me! Is there a potion or something that you could brew up?

You fool! I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm. I make fireworks, not potions!

Ooh, a magic firework. It sounds delightful! A dark night, cozied up out in a field somewhere...

Stop! Stop! Enough, my brain! I will make you this firework, but you have to pay me well. And invite me to your wedding.
But don't serve cake with coconut frosting. I hate coconut.

Not even a little bit of coconut? Oh, fine. It's a deal. But you have to sit in the back, and no wizardy tricks!

And so Gandalf worked and worked on his firework. And after many trials and errors, the finished product was at last at hand.

Oh yes Mithrandir baby, you are a genius. Now for it!

That's it? It doesn't look very impressive.

Oh, don't worry. It will be very effective.

BOOOOOM!!

What was that noise? Did the stables explode again?

Oh Eowyn darling, where shall we go on our honeymoon?

Honeymoon? That's a good one! Haha! I'm going to be laughing at that all day...

Ohhh, can we go to Valinor, shmookums?

Grima turned around very slowly...

???
AIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-

Haha. Hem. I shall bid you all a very fond goodnight.

Morgul Queen · 11-12-2004, 11:48 PM

EmotionEric.com is awesome...and his emotions were perfect for this!

Sapphire_Flame · 11-16-2004, 01:47 PM

Come on now, throw it in.

No! I don't want to go in the fire!

Don't be a baby!

Perhaps we shouldn't.

Yes, let's wait until after lunch at least.

Oh you're just stalling, you're the One Ring and you know it.

I'm not really! I'm just 10 karat, I might melt in the fire!

Yes, it might melt!

Don't be silly. In you go!

[reluctantly throws ring into the fire]

Ahhh! I'm melting!

No, you aren't.

You're so mean! Just like Sauron!

HA!

Oh s***, did I just say that?

*~*~*~*~

What's this stuff wrapped in mallorn leaves? Looks like twinkies...

Nay, that is the elves' waybread. It helps to sustain body and soul on long journeys.

Ugh! Power Bars!

*chuckles indulgently* Just try it.

I'M not gonna try it. [to Sam] YOU try it.

I'M not gonna try it.

Hey! Let's get Gimli! He hates everything!

[Gimli takes a bite and chews thoughtfully. Then he enthusiastically eats the whole cake.]

He likes it! Hey, Gimli!

*~*~*~*~

*snicker* These are so fun. ^_^

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Oddwen · 11-16-2004, 07:05 PM

Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse!

I'm 'Enery the Eighth I yam, 'Enery the Eighth I yam I yam, I got married t' the widda next door, she'd been married...

ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Alright, I'll go on any dratted quest you want me to but DON'T SING ANYMORE!

Has anyone found that the lack of a picture limit is almost hampering them? I used to plan and lay out my scenes hours in advance, but now it seems I just throw in any pic or quote that suits me at the time...

Nimrodel_9 · 11-22-2004, 06:23 PM

Squee! My compliments to Oddwen!

11-12-2004, 10:45 AM	#1
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Once more into the strange depths of Stupid Ring... We accomplished our mission, Father. We attacked the Carnies and killed their great beast. None survived to carry word of their fate to the enemy. That's good, son! I'm proud of you. Really? No! Psych! sigh Anyway, that same day the weird stuff started happening. We found two creatures hiding near the site of our ambush. Anborn thought they were squirrels, but when we dragged them out and shook 'em off a little they turned out to be halflings. Gandalf's Eyebrows: [LEAP] Halflings? Are you sure? Yes, we used our Field Guide to Fanciful Creatures... and they met 8 out of the 10 criteria. Apparently they don't give you a pot of gold if you catch them. But I always thought that sounded fake anyway. ... snackle These are so fun. Oh, and if anyone knows of a fangirl/nazgirl picture, please let me know. Abedithon le, ~ Saphy ~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

11-12-2004, 06:43 PM	#2
Morgul Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Dontgonearthe Castle Posts: 414	sighs and jumps bandwagon Odd Narrator: The companions (that's what we're calling them now, right? Oh, it's so confusing! Well, it's the companions meaning Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf - oh and three horses, Shadowfax, Hasufel, and Arod. Whew . . .) rode on through sunset. Gandalf drove them so hard even Aragorn was stiff and weary when they finally rested Whew! Even I am stiff and weary! They all slept except for Gandalf- Hey! What now? But I'm an elf, elves aren't supposed to need sleep, I certainly didn't before, wasn't there something about resting my mind in the strange paths of elvish dreams even as I walk open-eyed in the light of this world? No, no, it says right here: "Legolas slept with Gimli- WHAT?!!! -beside him." Chill out, dude. Let me see that script- hang on a sec- HEY, that's not what it says, you just put that in there on purpose to make a joke! Yeah, so? It's a parody, what did you expect, continuity? Pshaw. AS I WAS SAYING, Aren't we in this scene too? Will the characters PLEASE stop TALKING to the NARRATOR??!! I can't get anything done with you people! And horses! And talkative inanimate objects! Theyhaltedforafewhours andthenrodeonswiftly underthecoldmoon thatwaswaxing andsinkinginthe cloudywest! Grrrrrr . . . __________________ Athrabeth is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King Oh...and call me Morgy!

11-12-2004, 11:05 PM	#3
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Ah, I see that you are also a fan of www.emotioneric.com! May the Force the with you! -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- Gaaaa-aaa-aandalf, I need your help. I want to win Eowyn, but she hates me! Is there a potion or something that you could brew up? You fool! I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm. I make fireworks, not potions! Ooh, a magic firework. It sounds delightful! A dark night, cozied up out in a field somewhere... Stop! Stop! Enough, my brain! I will make you this firework, but you have to pay me well. And invite me to your wedding. But don't serve cake with coconut frosting. I hate coconut. Not even a little bit of coconut? Oh, fine. It's a deal. But you have to sit in the back, and no wizardy tricks! And so Gandalf worked and worked on his firework. And after many trials and errors, the finished product was at last at hand. Oh yes Mithrandir baby, you are a genius. Now for it! That's it? It doesn't look very impressive. Oh, don't worry. It will be very effective. BOOOOOM!! What was that noise? Did the stables explode again? Oh Eowyn darling, where shall we go on our honeymoon? Honeymoon? That's a good one! Haha! I'm going to be laughing at that all day... Ohhh, can we go to Valinor, shmookums? Grima turned around very slowly... ??? AIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- Haha. Hem. I shall bid you all a very fond goodnight. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 11-12-2004 at 11:12 PM. Reason: I'd like to buy a vowel...again.

11-12-2004, 11:48 PM	#4
Morgul Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Dontgonearthe Castle Posts: 414	EmotionEric.com is awesome...and his emotions were perfect for this! __________________ Athrabeth is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King Oh...and call me Morgy!

11-16-2004, 01:47 PM	#5
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Today only, Two-For-One on all Stupid Ring Scenes! Come on now, throw it in. No! I don't want to go in the fire! Don't be a baby! Perhaps we shouldn't. Yes, let's wait until after lunch at least. Oh you're just stalling, you're the One Ring and you know it. I'm not really! I'm just 10 karat, I might melt in the fire! Yes, it might melt! Don't be silly. In you go! [reluctantly throws ring into the fire] Ahhh! I'm melting! No, you aren't. You're so mean! Just like Sauron! HA! Oh s**, did I just say that? ~~~~ What's this stuff wrapped in mallorn leaves? Looks like twinkies... Nay, that is the elves' waybread. It helps to sustain body and soul on long journeys. Ugh! Power Bars! chuckles indulgently* Just try it. I'M not gonna try it. [to Sam] YOU try it. I'M not gonna try it. Hey! Let's get Gimli! He hates everything! [Gimli takes a bite and chews thoughtfully. Then he enthusiastically eats the whole cake.] He likes it! Hey, Gimli! ~~~~ snicker These are so fun. ^_^ Abedithon le, ~ Saphy ~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

11-16-2004, 07:05 PM	#6
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Watching "Ghost"... Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse! I'm 'Enery the Eighth I yam, 'Enery the Eighth I yam I yam, I got married t' the widda next door, she'd been married... ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Alright, I'll go on any dratted quest you want me to but DON'T SING ANYMORE! Has anyone found that the lack of a picture limit is almost hampering them? I used to plan and lay out my scenes hours in advance, but now it seems I just throw in any pic or quote that suits me at the time... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

11-22-2004, 06:23 PM	#7
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Squee! My compliments to Oddwen! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.