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[Beren87]

who struggled with the sentence structures of English.

That's obviously why he was a proffesor of the English language and did work on a dictionary.

My nemesis is elves and those other ones called - is it orks? Orcs?

I put much value in the opinion of someone who is insulting something he hasn't studied or even apparently remotely understood. When he's read the books (I doubt someone who did could misspell the word "orc"), then he is qualified to have an opinion.