To: Santa From: The LOTR characters

[THE Ka]

Originally Posted by Arwen Evenstar

Sauron: Dear Santa,
Since I don`t have any... All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!


Grima Wormtongue: Dear Santa,
I want a girl-friend for Christmas!

Legolas: Dear Santa,
I want brush, and some shampoo, and some eye-shadow, and some lipstick, and a lolipop, and a pony!

Gimli: Dear Santa,
I want some scissors and some conditioner. Oh! and one hair from your head!

Strider: Dear Santa,
All I want is soap for Christmas.

Ahh... Sauron sounds soooo cute!

Hmm... well, if i was santa, i would give legolas a Hedwig and the angry inch dvd or vhs. Or i would just turn him into Hedwig. If he wants to look good that bad. I would give strider Dove soap. I don't know why, that stuff just makes anyone smell good. Wormtongue's request would take awhile.(Seriously! i'm not a dial-for-a-date or, lowered expectations! )

Ah. To Be santa...