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Lachwen · 10-20-2004, 04:26 PM

Aragorn: If Pippin doesn't stop singing "A Hundred Bottles of Ale on the Wall" soon, I'm going to pack him in a box and mail it to Abu Dhabi.

Oddwen · 10-20-2004, 05:40 PM

Tiii-iii-iime for a new pic!
BEHOLD!

F: I'm sorry Gandalf, but I'm distracted by your hat. That is sooooo Second Age, man.

Farmira · 10-20-2004, 06:42 PM

Frodo: I don't think it works like that...

Fordim Hedgethistle · 10-20-2004, 07:06 PM

Somewherrrrrrrrre over the raiiiiiiinbooooow, waaaaay uuuuuuup hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

Evisse the Blue · 10-21-2004, 05:27 AM

Frodo: So that's the famous pointy hat trick... I don't think much of it.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-21-2004, 05:43 AM

*Frodo struggles to maintain interest as Gandalf tells him again what happened at Bilbo's 99th Birthday Party. Newsflash old man, I WAS THERE TOO!*

One of the Nine · 10-21-2004, 12:10 PM

Frodo: You want me to go where?

Nimrodel_9 · 10-25-2004, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by me:

Quote:

I`m looking at him!
(10$ and a cookie to whoever gets that!)

Nobody got that one? It was David Wenham in Van Helsing. I love him in that movie! Oh well, I guess I get to eat the cookie.

Faramir had a very short attention span.
Yes, bring more men over to that bridge and-- Holy Eru! That is the biggest rat I`ve ever seen!

Elennar Starfire · 10-26-2004, 08:14 PM

Faramir: Smell bad...

Anyone who gets that receives a special gift of a peach. No worm in this one, I promise.

Maeggaladiel · 10-27-2004, 08:37 AM

Amid howls of laughter and shocked screams, Faramir realizes that he has forgotten his pants again.

Nimrodel_9 · 10-28-2004, 12:35 PM

Hmm... Who will be my next victim? I know! Frodo and Sam! Or should I say, the Elves?
http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...orderby=titleA

Frodo:This is going to be great! Too bad I didn`t know about Unce Bilbo`s Halloween masks earlier! Ok, Sam. On the count of 3, we jump out of the bushes, and shout BOO! We then laugh like maniacs, run through their group, and into the trees.
Sam: Ok. On the count of what?
Frodo: 3
Sam: Got it.
Frodo:Are you sure?
Sam: Yeah. I think so.
Frodo: You think so?
Sam: Yeah.
Frodo: The count of 3.
Sam: 3?
Frodo:3!
Sam: BOO! ***jumps into group of Elves, screams like maniac, and runs into trees.***
Frodo: *sigh* Will he ever get it right?
***Elves scream in terror and scatter.***

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-28-2004, 12:54 PM

*Crazy funfair music*

Sam: Don't they know there is a cliff over there?
Frodo: Shh! This could be interesting.

Saraphim · 10-28-2004, 03:50 PM

Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! Elves!

Frodo: They must be on thier way to the Havens!

*Both watch the elves pass in awed silence*

Frodo: *Sigh* Elves are so wonderful!

Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! A butterfly!

Frodo: It must be on it's way to the Havens!

*Both watch the butterfly pass (going east) in awed silence*

Frodo: *Sigh* Butterflies are so beautiful!

Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! Clouds!

And it goes on. For another two or three chapters...

Maeggaladiel · 10-28-2004, 03:53 PM

This photograph has long served as evidence of the existance of the infamous "Follow the Leader" ghosts of Lorien, spirits of elves who died in a freak Follow the Leader accident involving a blindfolded 'leader' and a cliff. Their ghosts are said to haunt the forests, repeating their final words before dying...

"We're follooowwwing the leeeeaader, the leeeeaader, the leeeaaader,
We're foooolooowwwing the leeeeader, whereeeeever hee maaay goooo-AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
*photograph taken by famous ghostologists F. Baggins and S.Gamgee. (Pictured, in corner)

*Author's note* At the time of their deaths, Baggins and Gamgee admit that the photograph was fake.

10-20-2004, 04:26 PM	#1
Lachwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greenwood the Great. Posts: 115	Aragorn: If Pippin doesn't stop singing "A Hundred Bottles of Ale on the Wall" soon, I'm going to pack him in a box and mail it to Abu Dhabi. __________________ "'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'"

10-20-2004, 05:40 PM	#2
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Tiii-iii-iime for a new pic! BEHOLD! F: I'm sorry Gandalf, but I'm distracted by your hat. That is sooooo Second Age, man. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

10-20-2004, 06:42 PM	#3
Farmira Pile O'Bones Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: where i wished i lived... Minas tirith Posts: 14	Frodo: I don't think it works like that... __________________ These tears you cry, have come to late Take back the lies, the hurt... the blame and you will weep, when you face the end alone you are lost... you can never go home....

10-20-2004, 07:06 PM	#4
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Somewherrrrrrrrre over the raiiiiiiinbooooow, waaaaay uuuuuuup hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

10-21-2004, 05:27 AM	#5
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Frodo: So that's the famous pointy hat trick... I don't think much of it. __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

10-21-2004, 05:43 AM	#6
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo struggles to maintain interest as Gandalf tells him again* what happened at Bilbo's 99th Birthday Party. Newsflash old man, I WAS THERE TOO!* __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-21-2004, 12:10 PM	#7
One of the Nine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Posts: 84	Frodo: You want me to go where? __________________ I have a very short attention span, and it sometimes affects me when I'm, ooo a squirrel....

10-26-2004, 08:14 PM	#9
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Faramir: Smell bad... Anyone who gets that receives a special gift of a peach. No worm in this one, I promise. __________________ Don't let me die!

10-27-2004, 08:37 AM	#10
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Amid howls of laughter and shocked screams, Faramir realizes that he has forgotten his pants again. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

10-28-2004, 12:35 PM	#11
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	New pic, anyone? Hmm... Who will be my next victim? I know! Frodo and Sam! Or should I say, the Elves? http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...orderby=titleA Frodo:This is going to be great! Too bad I didn`t know about Unce Bilbo`s Halloween masks earlier! Ok, Sam. On the count of 3, we jump out of the bushes, and shout BOO! We then laugh like maniacs, run through their group, and into the trees. Sam: Ok. On the count of what? Frodo: 3 Sam: Got it. Frodo:Are you sure? Sam: Yeah. I think so. Frodo: You think so? Sam: Yeah. Frodo: The count of 3. Sam: 3? Frodo:3! Sam: BOO! *jumps into group of Elves, screams like maniac, and runs into trees.* Frodo: sigh Will he ever get it right? *Elves scream in terror and scatter.* __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

10-28-2004, 12:54 PM	#12
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It was inevitable. Crazy funfair music Sam: Don't they know there is a cliff over there? Frodo: Shh! This could be interesting. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 10-28-2004 at 12:55 PM. Reason: Rats

10-28-2004, 03:50 PM	#13
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! Elves! Frodo: They must be on thier way to the Havens! Both watch the elves pass in awed silence Frodo: Sigh Elves are so wonderful! Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! A butterfly! Frodo: It must be on it's way to the Havens! Both watch the butterfly pass (going east) in awed silence Frodo: Sigh Butterflies are so beautiful! Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! Clouds! And it goes on. For another two or three chapters... __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.

10-28-2004, 03:53 PM	#14
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	A Halloween Photo! This photograph has long served as evidence of the existance of the infamous "Follow the Leader" ghosts of Lorien, spirits of elves who died in a freak Follow the Leader accident involving a blindfolded 'leader' and a cliff. Their ghosts are said to haunt the forests, repeating their final words before dying... "We're follooowwwing the leeeeaader, the leeeeaader, the leeeaaader, We're foooolooowwwing the leeeeader, whereeeeever hee maaay goooo-AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" photograph taken by famous ghostologists F. Baggins and S.Gamgee. (Pictured, in corner) Author's note* At the time of their deaths, Baggins and Gamgee admit that the photograph was fake. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.