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10-06-2004, 05:04 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
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Frodo: No, you may NOT use me to practice for your Proctology mid-term! Get away from me with that thing!
OR Witch-king: Come here, little boy...I have some candy for you... Frodo: What are you doing? You're not a priest! Let go of me! OR Frodo: Oh my God! It's Dan Quayle! Hey Fordim... "I don't know, man! I just wanna buy a pack of cigarettes!" 
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"'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'" |
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10-06-2004, 06:06 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Donald Trump dismisses the next candidate from his reality TV show, The Apprentice.
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10-06-2004, 08:43 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Whoa! I missed a lot!
Horsemen pic.
Random horseman waaay back: I'll be damned if any of these turkeys get the last piece of lembas. Weathertop pic. The Witch-king needs a lab specimen. Frodo: Do I look like a frog? OR Frodo: I suppose you're not Strider (though you do smell a lot like him . . . )
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-06-2004, 10:47 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
Posts: 288
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What's in your wallet?
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10-07-2004, 01:40 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Brilliant, Nimrothiel! Those adverts crack me up!
Ok; Witch King: I am going to kill you! Frodo: Help! Sam: Mr Frodo there’s a secret escape here! Frodo: NO! I need to escape more... Sam: Dramatically? Sir? Frodo: Yes! Dramatically! I need to escape more dramatically! Witch King: Finished yet?
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-07-2004, 06:26 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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*The Witch-King acts out his plan with his new Frodo toy.*
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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10-07-2004, 12:34 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Witch king: I swear, if you kids come in my yard ONE MORE TIME, I'll--
Frodo: But I'm just selling cookies for the hobbit scouts! OR A scene from the film THE BLAIR WITCH KING PROJECT.
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. |
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10-07-2004, 01:02 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
Posts: 115
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OK, whoever gets THIS one recieves two of their favorite kind of pie AND will be my new favorite person.
Frodo: Now I'm learning about scaring!
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"'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'" |
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10-07-2004, 01:46 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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Frodo:AHHH A bee kill the bee I'm allergic to bees!
Ring Wraith: Ill kill it... but only if you give me the ring.. Frodo : DEAL!
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10-07-2004, 01:57 PM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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Witch King: Whaddya mean, "Glorfindel's not in the movie"?
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Scribbling scrabbling. |
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10-07-2004, 08:25 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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WK: Ok, naptime's over!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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10-08-2004, 09:21 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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"You stole my girlfriend!"
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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10-08-2004, 12:38 PM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
Posts: 2,685
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Frodo: N...N...No, thanks, I changed my mind about my shave!
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass. |
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10-08-2004, 01:00 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Frodo: I'm feeling much better! Honest!
Witch King: Don't worry Frodo, we'll have that gall stone out of there in no time! Just hold still!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-10-2004, 01:04 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Frodo: No...please...I'm scared of injections...
Witch King: ??? Frodo: You mean that's not a syringe? Okay then... |
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10-11-2004, 08:43 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Witch-King: "To blazes with The Code!"
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10-11-2004, 09:19 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Fro: Hey, I thought you guys's motto was "First Do No Harm"!
WK: What? I'm a Nazgûl, not a doctor!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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10-12-2004, 03:54 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 282
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Frodo looked on terrified when he realised the Witch King had noticed that Frodo had swapped his sword or Mordor for a rubber haddock.
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10-12-2004, 07:14 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Sorry, I would put the pic on this page, but it won`t seem to work.
 http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...orderby=titleA Legolas, do I look like the type of person who would steal your shampoo?
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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10-12-2004, 08:18 PM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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Aragorn: Are you looking at me? Are YOU looking at ME? Who the f*** are you looking at? Because there's nobody else here, so you must be looking at me. Are you LOOKING at me?
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Scribbling scrabbling. |
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10-13-2004, 06:08 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 282
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Galadriel's powers were beginning to have an effect on Aragorn...
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10-13-2004, 09:30 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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That smells like another one of Gimli's...
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10-13-2004, 03:49 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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hahahahahahahaha!
Estel! You naughty naughty Dunedain!
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10-13-2004, 04:51 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
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Prophet #1: Do you have the Answer?
Aragorn: Yes. Prophet #2: You mean there really is one?! Aragorn: There really is one. Prophet #2: And you're going to tell us? Aragorn: Yes. Prophet #1: Now? Aragorn: Now. Prophet #2: Wow. *pause* Aragorn: You're not going to like it... That brings us to Unofficial Rule #42 of the Crazy Captions thread: whenever possible, allude to Hitchhiker's Guide.
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"'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'" |
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10-13-2004, 05:19 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Aragorn: "I swear if I hear that Verizon Wireless guy one more time I'll..."
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10-13-2004, 06:30 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Delusions of grandeur . . .
Aragorn: Is it me, or am I hot today? Rrrr . . . watch out ladies!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-13-2004, 07:19 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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It's ALL you, Aragorn...
A: No thank you, I do not like muffins.
Which brings us to rule no. 1: Inside jokes rule! Yeah, outside jokes can make you too cold. ~Christy And bad jokes just stink.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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10-14-2004, 05:08 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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*Whilst gazing sleepily at the dancing pink oliphaunts, 'Gorn begins to wonder if he should give up the weed - especially right before important battles.*
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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10-14-2004, 01:17 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 500
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*Boromir can be heard screaming in the distance*
Boromir: AAAAAAAH! *THUD* OW! MY LEG! All right, which one of you wise guys smeared grease all over the staircase?! Hey... what is this? My pants are stuck to the floor... IS THIS GLUE!?! Aragorn: Heh heh. Let's see him disco NOW.
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. |
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10-14-2004, 08:17 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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I actually understood that Oddwen. :)
Good ones Estel and Eomer!
 Holy Eru! What is that silly fool-of-a-Took doing this time?! Boy, is Gandalf going to be mad when he comes back!
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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10-17-2004, 12:16 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Aragorn's "tell-me-I-stink-and-you'll-regret-it-forever" look #27.
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10-17-2004, 02:15 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gimli and Legolas are arguing in the background.
Aragorn: Soon I'll have to stop playing "Who shall I kill first?" over in my head and just go for what feels natural... I think I'll start with me, then its Legolas then Gimli.
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10-20-2004, 03:44 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Aragorn was very sad when Pippin ate the last muffin.
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10-20-2004, 04:26 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
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Aragorn: If Pippin doesn't stop singing "A Hundred Bottles of Ale on the Wall" soon, I'm going to pack him in a box and mail it to Abu Dhabi.
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"'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'" |
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10-20-2004, 05:40 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Tiii-iii-iime for a new pic!
BEHOLD!  F: I'm sorry Gandalf, but I'm distracted by your hat. That is sooooo Second Age, man.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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10-20-2004, 06:42 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: where i wished i lived... Minas tirith
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Frodo: I don't think it works like that...
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These tears you cry, have come to late Take back the lies, the hurt... the blame and you will weep, when you face the end alone you are lost... you can never go home.... |
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10-20-2004, 07:06 PM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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Somewherrrrrrrrre over the raiiiiiiinbooooow, waaaaay uuuuuuup hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
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10-21-2004, 05:27 AM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
Posts: 2,685
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Frodo: So that's the famous pointy hat trick... I don't think much of it.
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10-21-2004, 05:43 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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*Frodo struggles to maintain interest as Gandalf tells him again what happened at Bilbo's 99th Birthday Party. Newsflash old man, I WAS THERE TOO!*
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10-21-2004, 12:10 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
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Frodo: You want me to go where?
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I have a very short attention span, and it sometimes affects me when I'm, ooo a squirrel.... |
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