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Zebedee · 09-21-2004, 04:50 PM

(Gandalf standing on bridge, Balrog coming)
Gandalf: I am a servent of the secret fire
Balrog: What secret fire.
Gandalf: Oops, gave it away, going to have to kill you now.

How many orcs does it take to change a light bulb?
12, one to threaten them with a Nazgul, one to screw it in, and ten to fight of Sauruman's Uruk-hai who have orders not to use it.

09-21-2004, 04:50 PM	#23
Zebedee Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lafayette, LA Posts: 61	(Gandalf standing on bridge, Balrog coming) Gandalf: I am a servent of the secret fire Balrog: What secret fire. Gandalf: Oops, gave it away, going to have to kill you now. How many orcs does it take to change a light bulb? 12, one to threaten them with a Nazgul, one to screw it in, and ten to fight of Sauruman's Uruk-hai who have orders not to use it. __________________ If at first you don't succed, then skydiving isn't for you.