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09-15-2004, 04:31 AM | #1 |
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Did Bill Ferny die?
In the Scourging of the Shire Ferny is working for Sharkey, but when the hobbits come along he runs off (after getting kicked by Bill the pony), and I believe Tolkien writes something to the effect of "he was never heard of again", so what do you think happened to him, was Bills kick fatal or did he go back to Bree?
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I'd be surprised if he ran off and then died from the kick. My guess is that he went on to live an altogether miserable life, hiding in the woods and whatnot.
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Crouching southron, hidden pack-pony.
But don't forget that Bill the Pony made it back to Bree despite Snakes and Wolves (though why he headed back to Bree not Rivendell can only be surmised - may be he was out for revenge). Goodness know what skills he learned on that remarkable journey. My theory is that he made a detour to the mystic east and learnt martial arts from a great master (cf the Matrix cow) and where his hooves were shod with metal from a renowned sword (The Green Dragon Destiny). Thus one blow from a hoof thus shod and wieded with such lethal skill could indeed prove fatal.
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There is another theory which says that Ferny accepted a highly-paid accounting job in Minas Tirith. I guess he had to shave and clean up sooner or later.
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I'm with Eomer on this one. He obviously died eventually. I don't think he was immortal. He probably became wretched and Gollum esque. Though perhaps not SO extreme, but you know what I mean.
And Bill being thought by some super intelligent cow? Interesting theory Mithalwen, though I doubt Tolkien would write such and event down, then his work would lose a lot of credibility.
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Nah that was his twin brother Bob. It is an easy mistake to make.. Bill did kill Bill. Bob was the more studious brother who preferred to spend his evenings drinking cocoa and revising for his ACA (Arnor Chartered Accountants) exams.
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Looks to me like this thread is a good candidate for the Mirth forum - I'm moving it there. Have fun!
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You are on the ball as ever Estelyn!
Well, Mithalwen, if you are right about this so called 'twin brother' then I guess we should track back to all the mentions of Ferny in the book and look for bits which just don't feel right.... Once when drunk, Aragorn proclaimed that Bill actually had a twin sister as well. He claimed that she had 'come on to him' big-time in Bree. Merry and Sam in attendance were not sure what to make of this claim.
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Bill Ferny joined Aragorn's ever-growing army of civil servants in the efforts to achieve devolution for The Shire. Once there he rapidly ascended the ranks to the lofty heights of senior executive officer and began to spout mystical management babble while his underling halflings stealthily played buzzword bingo in his bi-weekly progress meetings, stole biros from the stationery cupboard to make up their wages and took every opportunity they could to sneak off to the smoking smial to partake of pipeweed and a good old bitching session.
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I met her in an inn owned by Butterbur Where they drink beer in pints And it taste just like Pûkel-Cola C-O-L-A Cola She sneaked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name And with a squint-eyed glance She said Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola ---- Now I'm not the Shire's most fleet-footed lad But when her apple flew It made my eye turn blue Oh my Lola L-O-L-A Lola I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she look like a woman With a swarthy tan Oh my Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola ---- Now I'd left Stock just a week before And I'd never ever seen the big folk before But Lola winked at her crooked cronies And said little boy I'm gonna sell you a pony ---- Well I'm not the Shire's most abstinent guy But when I looked at her pies Well I almost fell For my Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola Repeat to fade.
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Well, I had the same idea as you Saucepan. However, I am glad you posted first because that was far funnier than anything I could have invented!
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Saucepan Man - I thank you for this supporting evidence for the double life of "Bob" Ferny. However I am now in doubt as to the true gender of Bill's sibling. UK based scholars will be no doubt familiar with the Blackadder Chronicles which give precedents of the popularity of "Bob" as a name for women who disguised themselves as men. Lalwende: Personally I am convinced that Bill Ferny met his fate at the hooves of Bill the Pony as outlined above . I think the Bill Ferny you speak of is Bill Junior who combined his father scheming with the financial aptitude of his "uncle". Whether he shared his inclinations in other areas remains to be seen.
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If Bill Jnr did indeed join up for a life of Middle Earth civil servitude then it is entirely possible that beneath his sober pin-striped cloak there lurked something more um...exotic. I think old Bill and Aragorn had a 'history' of altercations in the kebab shop queue after chucking out time at the Prancing Pony, and the insults thrown as the travellers left Bree was just one incident in a long line of many.
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Mithalwen: Of course, the Blackadder Chronicles also show that it was not uncommon to keep a dwarf in a cage - something that would have been much more difficult to do with Endorian dwarves.
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It is somewhat naive to just assume that Bill died at the hands of his former steed. Some 40 years after Bill's 'death', authorities uncovered several huge insurance scams, most centred around the Bree area. The chief suspect was Bill Ferny, and several claimed that they had cast-iron evidence of his guilt, were it not for one factor; Bill was dead.
It is my estimation that Bill did not actually have a twin brother, but rather that he had been living a daring double life all this time. The wily accountant was able to 'kill off' the vagabond and thus sleep every night on a pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful ladies. Lying, cheating and stealing, kids; it's the way to the top.
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The waters are muddying and I think more study is required but I would say that the insurance scams bear the hallmarks of Bill Junior. Also it would be naive to underestimate the power of Bill -he did cope with the Watcher in the Water and a pack of Wargs - maybe as an expert in this field Eomer could provide information as to the survival chances of an aging pony in that situation?
Lalwende ... thank you for this insight into the bad blood between Ferny and Aragorn. I have heard that Matt Heathertoes's demise during the Troubles at Bree were less due to the outsiders but rather on some of the customers of his kebab stand capitalising on a rare opportunity.
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Eomer if there is no Ferny "twin" then who was it who made a move on Aragorn?
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No twin brother, but a twin sister, I am lead to believe.
Speaking of Bill the Pony's remarkable survival in the Wild, I am fairly impressed. Although I don't believe that The Watcher in the Water was interested in the Pony, despite his tender flesh. This is more of interest to the Wargs of the area. Rest assured, Bill the Pony could not survive an assault by one Warg, let alone a pack of Wargs. Thus, I must assume that the Wargs actually helped Bill the Pony, or at least did not hinder him. For more information about Wargs, you know who to ask. But the relevant point I am trying to get across here is that Bill the Pony was not a remarkable Pony, but a normal beast of burden. Thus I doubt he would have killed Bill Ferny with that kick.
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09-20-2004, 07:41 PM | #21 |
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But why would Wargs pass up such easy prey as Bill the Pony? My impression of Wargs (at least in regards to food) is the same as with Boy Scouts: if there is food, whether they are hungry or not, they will eat it. So what reason would they have to not hinder (or even actively help) Bill? Could they have been an outcast pack of vegitarian Wargs?
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Indeed I also am puzzled as to why they spared his life... there wasn't exactly a surfeit of food in Eregion at tbat time... I think we need further explanation if my "Bill the Ninja pony theory" is discounted.
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The noble Warg
Have you two never visited The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Thread? There you will find a glut of information about Wargs and you will come to realise that they are arguably the most complex creatures in any of Tolkien's stories.
Bill the Pony was fortunate enough not to run into any of the fallen Wargs, creatures who would have torn Bill apart before you can say Blimey! My leg's been bitten off! But maybe I am making a terrible mistake in my reasoning. After all, Gimli the Dwarf would not have survived a Warg attack if he was on his lonesome, yet he would have no problems in finishing off Bill Ferny quicker than you could say, uh, Crikey! Isn't that a Breelander's head flying past my window? This conundrum baffles me. As well as it might, being a conundrum and all.
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09-21-2004, 10:34 PM | #24 |
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I must have missed something - when did Gimli get involved here?
And no, I have not yet read the Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Thread, because its largeness frightens me. I am tiny and easily intimidated (or so I would like others to believe...mua-ha-ha!).
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I did dip into the WAWRAT but its scale (both in volume and erudition) daunted me also. But am I to take it that not fallen wargs would let Bill on his way quietly?...
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It's alright Lachwen, I merely used Gimli as an example to show that Bill the Pony perhaps could kill Bill Ferny with his kick, a notion I had previously doubted.
Yes Mithalwen, you are correct in assuming that noble Wargs would not have hindered Bill's journey home. They would have more likely taught him deep philosophy than eaten him.
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Clearly I must revist this thread.... so if Bill encountered noble (vegetarian?) Wargs who showed him the path to enlightenment (aswell as the road home), were they the same wargs who assailed the Fellowship of the ring - and if so did the fellowship woefully misinterpret their intentions?
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Hi!
I've found this link concerning Bill Ferny.
http://www.geocities.com/louis_martian/something.html Personally, I think the movie was great, if somehow a little confusing. I know, some of the scenes were noncanonical, but hey! the director here is breaking new Middle-earth ground, parts of the Legendarium yet unexplored. We should give him some slack. What movie are you talking about? The movie about Bill Ferny and his supposed death. There was no such movie. Oh. You got me. *dissolves into a molten glob of humiliation*
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Wow, I've not been on this thread for a while, looks like it's doing well, although I'm kinda suprised about all this talk of vegitarian Wargs and whatnot.
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Well Mithalwen, I think it's quite possible that Frodo Baggins hated Wargs because they come across as really not all that nice in The Lord of the Rings. And he wrote the book. So I guess it's possible that the supposed 'assault' by the Wargs was misconstrued. But it's way off topic.
I have a new theory. Bill Ferny was the Mouth of Sauron. After the fall of Barad-dur, he perished (as was discussed on another thread quite recently). I dare any of you to dispute this. If you think about it closely you will see that it is hard to deny. They both had very similar hairstyles after all, as was noted by Aragorn King of Gondor in his little known book Bree: A Critical and Not Altogether Nice Review.
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But you have very complicated theories. Mine's simple: Sam threw him a radioactive apple. That's why he said "Waste of a good apple." It's hard to create a radioactive apple, let me tell you. Bill probably died sometime during the early Fourth Age, as the chemical component of the apple has a fairly short half-life (whatever the apple is made of). Last edited by Lhunardawen; 10-03-2004 at 04:15 AM. Reason: vague pronoun... |
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Interesting link Nilpaurion ..
Eomer ... if Bill Ferny were the mouth of Sauron - why did not Aragorn, who had been more intimate with him than most denounce him? And who did Bill the Pony (whether ninja or not) kick in the Shire (possibly an euphemism for a tender area?)?
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Aragon had a lot on his plate at that moment in time. It is also possible that it was not Bill Ferny working as a Ruffian, but rather an imposter, or at least a phantom. Because Tolkien did not write about it, no-one can denounce this theory as being ridiculous.
Think about it, Frodo was delusional near the end of his life, any other Hobbit would tell you that. His account of the Scouring of the Shire cannot be considered concrete evidence in the case. As for use of the phrase The Shire, I am currently finding it hard to stop laughing.
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"Did you get him in the Trossochs? "
Glad to amuse Probably better not to extend the idea to "the Scouring of the Shire" - enough to make even a woman wince.... oh err oops
But I sense an agenda here..... would you suggest that the account of the Ringbearer is flawed overall - misrepresentation of Wargs, gross factual errors regarding the identity of fringe but not insignificant characters? This is obviously a more significant issue than I previously thought.
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So Frodo was writing with an agenda? Hmm...hard to discredit. But what, exactly, was his agenda? Bill-Ferny-gate makes it obvious that it goes beyond merely smearing the noble Wargs.
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Perhaps not with an agenda as such, but Frodo was essentially mad near the end of his days on Middle-earth. Could this pose problems for even more significant questions than Did Bill Ferny Die? What else has Frodo been wrong about?
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The Madness of Frodo
Actually - why do you thing Frodo was mad? Apart from his moments of pain induced delirium what is the evidence for a lack of lucidity?
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So naive...
It was considered in Hobbit circles even before Frodo left that he and Bilbo were 'away with the fairies', so to speak. After he came back to the Shire with (let's face it) all these ridiculous tales about Elves and Orcs and Mountains of Fire, it was generally regarded amongst those in the community that young Baggins was completely off his head.
This comes across even in the Red Book, Frodo's personal propoganda. I can only imagine what an objective view would consist of.
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*gulp*
So you mean it was all a hoax? That the blackriders were an elaborate prnk of the Brandybucks and the four hobbits spent the time they were allegedly down south holed up at Tom Bombadil's and emerged a year later once hte effect of those mushrooms had worn off....
So the orcs, monsters and all .... the great quest was more of a big trip?
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So the title of the Red Book should really be What A Long, Strange Trip It's Been, right?
And the phrase "away with the fairies" just brings all the wrong connotations to mind...
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