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09-15-2004, 02:22 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
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Getting Pretty Part IV
In my infinite boredom, I have decided to continue this fun series....
Part IV:  Eomer: I shall bring down this troublesome uglifying councilor yet! I hoped it would not have to come to this, but I must call the SWUDT hotline! Now where's that spiffy phone...  ... ahh, there it is. ::picks up phone and dials 1-800-SWUDT-4U::  Dagnabbit, it's a prerecorded message! I hate these things! SWUDT Message: Good day, and thank you for contacting the Super Wizard's Uber-Fast-Running Dream Team. Your call and your interest are very important to us. Unfortunately, all lines are currently unavailable, due to the fact that the Dream Team may be tramping around in the woods right now, and that said Wizard is recovering from being deceased at present. Please try back later. Have a nice day!  Eomer: ::grumble grumble:: Yeah, you too, stinky voice message. SWUDT Message: I heard that, Horse-Boy.  Eomer: ::slams down phone:: Uh-oh... seems SWUDT may not show after all... drat. Now what? ------------------ TBC later, when ninecompanions.net decides to work again. Last edited by Encaitare; 09-15-2004 at 02:26 PM. |
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09-24-2004, 05:07 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Wonderful! Let`s have more!
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10-22-2004, 08:48 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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What the hey? I'm feeling silly tonight.
 I am peeved!  I am irate!  I am...  I am...  You am what?!?  Yes, please tell us!  I am...  Hmm. What am I?  I'll tell you what you are, you little...  Ah yes, I remember! I am gorgeous! I am beautious! I am twirling because I know how stupendous I am!  ???  Ah yes, you mock me because you do not believe. But I believe! And I shall now twirl and sing for the wonder that is ME!  Ai Elbereth, not this again! tbc...
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I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 10-22-2004 at 09:25 PM. Reason: Paragraph spacing, don'tcha know. |
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10-22-2004, 09:23 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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 I am skippy, and whippy, and yippie, and nippy, and...  AHHHHHHHH!! ***POKE!***  The Pokey Stick of Doom! The Pokey Stick of Doom has avenged us!  YAY! Now all can live in peace forevermore!  Do the Wave for the Pokey Stick of Doom!  Ooh, Saruman...can I call you Cúrunir? You're sooo masterful...  Ah, I could've done it with my hand tied behind my...  Wait a minute...Arwen, what did you say?!? Bitter against Legolas? Who, me?
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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10-22-2004, 09:32 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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One more and then I'll stop. No, really. (Just for tonight, though, haha.)
This is an older one that I did on MY FORUM a while back. One or two of you may recognize it.
~*~*~*~*~*~  Here I am, the Great Legolas Greenleaf, attempting to bungee jump the Great Rock.  I shove my assistants aside and gaze fearlessly down into the depths.  Man, that's a long way down.  But nevermind, I am as fearless as I am good-looking! Now I jump...  Mr. Legolas sir, I've cleaned your rope all up...Mr. Legolas?  Mr. Legolas! Don't jump without your...  Rope? Oh dear. Now that's a disgusting mess and no mistake.  But at least now I'm the prettiest... ~*~*~*~*~*~ Strange? Yes. Sam fan? Yes. Yes. Go Sam! And strangeness!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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10-25-2004, 09:45 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The World That Never Was
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<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor
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Abedithon le, ~ Aranel ~
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10-25-2004, 11:44 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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