Smack The Dwarf!

[Lachwen]

These Teleri men woo, must be studs.

Hey, I have to admit, the whole idea of a guy with long silver hair is a bit of a turn-on for me...too bad we can't do that in this world without the help of wigs.

probably sipping a drink with a little umbrella in it.

Oh, I can just see him, relaxing up in his tree, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, drinking out of a coconut and singing "Wastin' away again in Margaritaville..." (ah, but is he eating Junior Mints? The mind boggles...)

the elven equivalent of a husband who spends every possible moment tinkering with something in his shed...

You mean there's an Elven Red Green? Actually, that kinda describes my dad...though mom doesn't mind, because he makes a lot of things for her. Continuing on this line of thought, that makes the guy I have the hots for a definite Teleri: cool, laid-back, musical...and British. Yum.

If he is not as far-sighted as Galadriel, still, he is no slouch and no fool.

Definitely. Anyone who spent many long years in the company of Melian can't be that short on wisdom. I am made to understand that Melian was one heck of a teacher; I seem to remember something in the Silmarillion about Melian teaching the Sindar much wisdom she knew from Aman.

Perhaps she'd go all radioactive like she did in in the film.

Radioactive? That's a great way of describing that scene, though I still prefer my description of her going "all Smurf-y and evil."