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08-25-2004, 12:45 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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I wish to read on about this lost bell
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08-27-2004, 03:35 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest
Posts: 1,654
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Heres the rest
 Legolas- This is getting ridiculous, We've been here for ages.  Aragorn- Why don't ya chill out elfie dude, you've got forever to live don't ya?  Legolas- Yes, yes, but I have to get my <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=hair&v=56">hair</a> done in a hour.  Pippin- I can't believe we were talked into searchinf for this shiny bell thingy. Merry- Think of the mushrooms.  Legolas- Thats it I must go see what is wrong...  Aragorn- I'll tag along in case they beat ya up elfie dude.  Legolas- Will you stop calling me that?  Sam- Look Mr. Frodo! Look! Its the elf and ranger they're coming to kill us. Frodo- Quick send Merry and Pippin to negotiate.  Legolas- Ok, now where blundering baboons that lost the bell?  Aragorn- Chill out Elf Guy. You could take out somebodys eye with that thing.  Frodo- You two stop them while I run. Merry- One more step and I'll wave this pointy thing in my hand. Pippin- Hey! Thats my line! Legolas- DIE! DIE! DIE!  Pippin- Aaaaahhhhh! *Dies before arrow is shot.* Merry- Shut up Pippin! *gets shot and dies*  Sam- To get to Bilbo you have to get past us. Frodo- Actually you just have to get past him. Legolas- *shoots*  Sam- *dies* Aragorn- Gee! Wasn't that a wee bit extreme? Frodo- Look theres Bilbo over there.  Bilbo- Argh they found me! Legolas- Now we shoot you.  Biblo- Look! I have a wife and kid!  Frodo- No you don't!  Bilbo- Now Now Frodo, what have I told you about telling the truth? Legolas- ..... Find that bell.  Frodo- Uncle Bilbo! Uncle Bilbo! Here it is!  Frodo & Bilbo- YAY! WE FOUND THE BELL!  Bilbo- Here is the bell. Legolas- Thats not a bell! Thats a ring! Die! Aragorn- I'm bored! Just for that you get to die!  Bilbo- You've seen Dr. Bilbo now meet....  Bilbo-.....the mutant uber hobbit from the far side of the galaxy.  Legolas- *Meep* Aaaaahhhh RUN! RUN!  Aragorn- Looks like hes doing some jogging to burn of calories. Oh well. See you around Bilbo. *to horse* Run like hell till we're far far away from here.  Bilbo- Oh how sad nobody wanted to stay for tea. I guess this ring will have to do.  Sleepy Ranger- And this ladies and gentlemen is how the ring actually came to Bilbo. He didn't find it in Gollums cave, thats a lie. THE END -------------------- Hope you folk liked it.
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And tonight we can truly say, together we're invincible... Middle-Earth Football World Cup 2007 Last edited by Sleepy Ranger; 08-27-2004 at 03:39 AM. |
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08-27-2004, 08:14 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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"*to horse* Run like hell till we're far far away from here."
*dies* That was brilliant^ ^ |
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08-28-2004, 12:01 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The other side of freezing.
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This truly is crazy, but honestly very hilarious.
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08-29-2004, 04:09 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest
Posts: 1,654
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Yay! People like it! People like it! Time to get some inspiration for next one.
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09-04-2004, 06:08 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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 Saruman: One day, lad, all this will be yours!  What? The curtains?  No not the curtains! The land! All the rolling tracks of land!  But I don't want any of that! I'd rather...  Rather what?  Just SING!  Cut that out! You are marrying princess Dave, and you are going to like it!  I thought you said it was Eyowin! Erm... *Dashes off*
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09-15-2004, 02:22 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
Posts: 1,814
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Getting Pretty Part IV
In my infinite boredom, I have decided to continue this fun series....
Part IV:  Eomer: I shall bring down this troublesome uglifying councilor yet! I hoped it would not have to come to this, but I must call the SWUDT hotline! Now where's that spiffy phone...  ... ahh, there it is. ::picks up phone and dials 1-800-SWUDT-4U::  Dagnabbit, it's a prerecorded message! I hate these things! SWUDT Message: Good day, and thank you for contacting the Super Wizard's Uber-Fast-Running Dream Team. Your call and your interest are very important to us. Unfortunately, all lines are currently unavailable, due to the fact that the Dream Team may be tramping around in the woods right now, and that said Wizard is recovering from being deceased at present. Please try back later. Have a nice day!  Eomer: ::grumble grumble:: Yeah, you too, stinky voice message. SWUDT Message: I heard that, Horse-Boy.  Eomer: ::slams down phone:: Uh-oh... seems SWUDT may not show after all... drat. Now what? ------------------ TBC later, when ninecompanions.net decides to work again. Last edited by Encaitare; 09-15-2004 at 02:26 PM. |
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