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08-14-2004, 06:38 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I dont know how to do that...i gladly would if i knew how
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08-14-2004, 07:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Photoshop works well. Even paint (lousiest program ever) can adjust size.
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08-14-2004, 08:25 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
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Grima Getting Pretty
I just discovered this thread and have been sneaking glances while trying to do homework.. blugh. But Boromir is SO the Disco King *does the wave for Boromir*! And I LOVED the "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" ... *does the wave for the Saucepan Man*
So I decided I'd contribute my little story, dedicated to my favorite character, Grima.  Grima: I have fangirls. Oh yes, I do, and they are loyal indeed. But they are few in number, and I cannot live up to certain pretty boys -- yet. Therefore, I must come up with a way to be pretty... hmmmmm *ponders*  Aha! I have it! I shall, through subtle words and bad makeup, make everyone in the world look heinously unattractive... except Eowyn, of course. Then I shall by default, look considerably handsomer than everyone else, and Eowyn will fall for me! Bah hah! And who better to start with than the King of Rohan? *singsong* Oh, Theoden...  Theoden: Yes, Councilor?  Grima: My lord, I have recently received from Saruman the Evil Wizard who Wants to Kill You All *cough cough* I mean, the White--  Saruman: Of Many Colours!  Grima: No, that sounds too suspicious! So I have received a box of beauty products that I think my lord may find beneficial for his... er... changing look.  Theoden: Changing look? Are you calling me old?  Grima: I would never! I think that you will find it a rejuvenating experience to have a new look. I hear that Denethor over in Minas Tirith has gotten a makeover, and even Elrond has gotten his eyebrows waxed... you wouldn't want to be left out, would you, my lord?  Theoden: Well, no! You are wise and clever, Councilor Grima! Let the makeover begin! --------- Whew! I finally got the pictures to work! TBC in just a moment... Last edited by Encaitare; 08-14-2004 at 08:34 PM. |
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08-14-2004, 08:33 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
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Getting Pretty Part II
A couple of weeks later....
 Theoden: *mumble mumble*  Grima: *cackles* Yes, it seems to be working. Already I am looking prettier. Just check out this mysterious profile, this fair complexion, this--  Army: GET ON WITH IT!!!  Grima: Okay! Sheesh... So I'm lookin' pretty darn good... *flashes grin at camera, teeth sparkle*  Fugly Theoden: HA HA HA HA HA!!! YEAH RIGHT!!!  Grima: Aw, shut up! I look better than *you* at least... ----------- TBC.... |
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08-14-2004, 08:54 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
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Getting Pretty Part III
 Eomer: Something isn't right... Wormtongue isn't the ugliest guy in Rohan anymore. He's only the second ugliest... and it makes me uneasy.  Eomer: Okay, the third ugliest...  Hama: Maybe you're right, Lord Eomer... but what can we do about it?  Eomer: This requires careful thought and calculation... confound it that we're not very smart! *ponder ponder* (At long last...) I KNOW! WE MUST DO THE NOODLE DANCE! Hama: What, my lord?  Eomer: Do not question me, good Hama! I beseech thee, we *must* do the Noodle Dance! It will help us think! Hama: erm... okay. *music from bizarre kids' show comes on and they do a strange bendy dance* "Noodle... use your noodle! Noodle... do the Noodle Dance!"  Eomer: Yes! We must call in the Formerly Ugly and Most Suspiciously Evil Councilor SWUDT team? Hama: SWUDT? Isn't it "SWAT," my lord? Eomer: No, good Hama, it is SWUDT for the Super Wizard's Uber-fast-running Dream Team! *SWUDT theme song plays and Eomer and Hama strike a dramatic pose*  Eowyn: Aren't you guys a little old to be playing superheroes?  Eomer: SWUDT is real! You'll see! They'll do away with that troublesome councilor! Have you noticed he's not the ugliest anymore??  Eowyn: No, I've been avoiding him, as usual... *looks over at Grima* hmmm... I guess I'd take him over the Warg...  Eomer: *gasps* His leechcraft lies deeper than we have suspected! Curse you, Wormtongue!  Eowyn: What? What'd I say? All I said was I'd take the still-pretty-darn-ugly guy over the hairy drooling wolf creature! Eomer, you take things too literally... -------------- For those of you who are incredibly confused, the Noodle Dance comes from some weird kids' show I saw while babysitting... it's about these otters who do the Noodle Dance to solve their problems. Weird much?  TBC...
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10-26-2004, 11:20 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Oh! i know where it comes from. the shows called P,B&J... does it have otters? then i'm right. *THE Ka knows this for a fact... my 6-year-old niece presumably told me NEVER to forget!
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10-27-2004, 06:09 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Look! Obey Foamy!
Yes! i found a new cartoon site... Well, it's not exactly new but, cool. None the less. Just for a know-all-about, the Ka in real life is EXACTLY like foamy, the squirrel in these cartoons. Enjoy!
 http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html * PLEAE OH, PLEASE click on squirrel songs...
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