101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Hum, perhaps I should make it clear that when I posted this;

Any American: War? Hate it...

I was making very little reference to any recent wars, more expanding on the stereotyped American that has become popularly known here in Blighty, that is a warmonger. Indeed, it was mostly in retaliation against this;

Any cheeky Brit: Tea? Nasty stuff

But you just try being English! You Americans may think your misinterpreted and viewed as evil in other countries. You should try being English; there are people who hate us living up the road! We can drive to hatred!
Scotland: You English… (Insert many curses and swear words here)
Wales: English morons!
Don’t even think about going to Ireland!

Hope that's clear.
No hard feelings?