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[Son of Númenor]

and Hes 5'7 with a bit of a belly He has a manly hairy chest lol

Heh, I knew that description would come back to haunt me. For the sake of people who may not have read that particular post in 'How do you imagine other BDers?', allow me to clarify: the description is (almost) totally false.

Mike Mussina and Kevin Brown going on the DL would do just as well.

Well, those are a bit more plausible than the scenarios I suggested.