101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Any American: War? Hate it! Give me fluffy bunnies any day! I'm American, hate war, and have a fluffy bunny named Floppy. Imagine the rabbit of Caerbannog with droopy ears.

Mine is named Jaime. I've had him since beyond memory. He wears a sailor suit.

American: Yay, my gun gone!

It is? Who stole it? I know you've taken it. Oh wait, still good. The right to bear arms is a beautiful thing, as long as you don't do anything stupid with said right.

Keeper of Dol Goldur: I think Tolkien should have left all the bad guys and bloodshed out of the books. Wouldn't that have been swell?

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Edit: Wow Mith, not only did we cross-post (always fun), but you just quoted a book that I read for the very first time last night! How odd is that? I'm still considering the pros and cons of asking a glass of water what it's like to be drunk.