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08-06-2004, 12:41 AM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,297
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Here's one. It's not the best, but it's the best I can come up with for right now
Elf 1: I love being immortal Elf 2: Nothing can kill us! Elf 1: Actually, we can be killed by fire, metal, and a broken heart! Elf 2: Oh...but that's it right? Elf 1: Right Elf 2: Whoo! (later that day by the mirror of Galadriel) Elf 2: Guess what Galadriel! Did you know we can't die! Isn't that cool! Galadriel: You're 8,000 years old, and you just realized that? Elf 2: Yeah, but we can die by fire, metal, and a broken heart! It's true watch! (Elf 2 sticks his face in the mirror) Elf 2: See! I'm not in fire, metal, or am broken hearted! I could do this for days! Galadriel: Idiot, you're gonna run out of oxygen! Elf 2: No i wo....*dead* (Celeborn walks in) Celeborn: Wow! So we can die of more than fire, metal, and a broken heart! Galadriel: no, the water had lead poisoning in it!
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