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ninlaith · 07-25-2004, 07:52 PM

oh dear...that's pretty funny

ninlaith · 07-29-2004, 01:21 PM

It would be insanely hard to be a Middle-Earth real-estate agent. Imagine trying to sell a place like Moria.

Wheww we're finally here. Nice brisk little three day journey isn't it? As you can see it's very spacious and palace like. Plenty of room for everyone. There is a little Orc-infestation. You might want to call the Orc-in man for that. Now lets talk about insurance here. I think you want Balrog insurance, Orc-damage, and Invasion insurance. Oh and i must warn you about the Watcher. He's pretty docile unless you start throwing rocks in the water. Oh and if you ever find The doors of Durin again the password is Mellon. Now that's Mel-lon. Like the Elvish word not the mellon that you eat. So should we start the paperwork?

Morsul the Dark · 07-30-2004, 09:16 PM

Trying to Sell the paths of the dead

besides the gohosts this is very lovely you will need an excersist though

ninlaith · 07-31-2004, 03:51 PM

Lothlorien I think would be easy in some aspects.

It's a beautiful walk isn't it. Sorry you all had to be blind folded all the way through it, but if you're nice to your neighbors maybe they'll let go without them next time. I hear you like the waterfront and the whole boating scene so I think you'll enjoy it here. It's very quiet, peaceful, and safe which will save you on insurance. You've got Galadriel's mirror which can be helpful in preventing accidents. There's just one problem. You're going to be spending a fortune on candles. So for my gift at the gift giving ceremony I will not charge you for staying here. Stay as long as you like. But I warn you it might be longer than you think.

ninlaith · 08-05-2004, 10:48 AM

Nooooooooooo I fear my thread might be going down in flames!!!

Himhenwen · 08-06-2004, 12:23 PM

Oh yes the Dead Marshes!!!!! What a lovely spot!
It would be a vacation hot spot but just don't look into the light!

Himhenwen · 08-06-2004, 12:28 PM

Hey Ninlaith
Would the Fellow Ship have drank Pepsi or Coke...
What do you think?

07-25-2004, 07:52 PM	#1
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	oh dear...that's pretty funny __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins

07-29-2004, 01:21 PM	#2
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	I was thinking It would be insanely hard to be a Middle-Earth real-estate agent. Imagine trying to sell a place like Moria. Wheww we're finally here. Nice brisk little three day journey isn't it? As you can see it's very spacious and palace like. Plenty of room for everyone. There is a little Orc-infestation. You might want to call the Orc-in man for that. Now lets talk about insurance here. I think you want Balrog insurance, Orc-damage, and Invasion insurance. Oh and i must warn you about the Watcher. He's pretty docile unless you start throwing rocks in the water. Oh and if you ever find The doors of Durin again the password is Mellon. Now that's Mel-lon. Like the Elvish word not the mellon that you eat. So should we start the paperwork? __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins

07-30-2004, 09:16 PM	#3
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Trying to Sell the paths of the dead besides the gohosts this is very lovely you will need an excersist though __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-31-2004, 03:51 PM	#4
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	very funny Morsul! Lothlorien I think would be easy in some aspects. It's a beautiful walk isn't it. Sorry you all had to be blind folded all the way through it, but if you're nice to your neighbors maybe they'll let go without them next time. I hear you like the waterfront and the whole boating scene so I think you'll enjoy it here. It's very quiet, peaceful, and safe which will save you on insurance. You've got Galadriel's mirror which can be helpful in preventing accidents. There's just one problem. You're going to be spending a fortune on candles. So for my gift at the gift giving ceremony I will not charge you for staying here. Stay as long as you like. But I warn you it might be longer than you think. __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins

08-05-2004, 10:48 AM	#5
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	Nooooooooooo I fear my thread might be going down in flames!!! __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins

08-06-2004, 12:23 PM	#6
Himhenwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: far far across the glassy sea in the Grey Havens Posts: 16	Oh yes the Dead Marshes!!!!! What a lovely spot! It would be a vacation hot spot but just don't look into the light! __________________ Himhenwen

08-06-2004, 12:28 PM	#7
Himhenwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: far far across the glassy sea in the Grey Havens Posts: 16	Hey Ninlaith Would the Fellow Ship have drank Pepsi or Coke... What do you think? __________________ Himhenwen