Defective Weapons Inc.

[elronds_daughter]

was that 'battery' thing a plug for Energizer or Duracell, Perky? anyway...

*Frodo wakes up and finds himself in Rivendell*
Frodo: Where am I? And what is the time?
Gandalf: oh, stop addressing the ceiling. i'm over here.
Frodo: Gandalf! Where have you been?
Gandalf: Uh... Never mind.
Frodo: Aww.... Pleeeeeeeze tell me, Gandalf!
Gandalf: oh, fine.
*Gandalf launches into a lengthy description of his 'adventure' at Isenguard, and Frodo subsequently falls asleep.*

ok, so it's not really a weapon. but it proves that Gandalf is losing some of his story-telling ability.