101 "101 things" Barrowdowers would create - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

symestreem · 07-21-2004, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

~ 101 reasons not to call any Barrowdowner "darling"...

-101 things to do to a Barrowdowner that calls you "darling."
-101 things we could all be doing right now
-101 consequences of not doing the above
-101 reasons why LOTR needed more female warriors
-101 reasons to tell if the fox is really a spy for a covert organizations. Example: look for a headset disguised as a collar.
-101 things to do with duct tape in Middle-earth
-101 ways to stop posting on this thread, a sort of self-help guide.
-101 things we need to know about the Halfelven mafia.

Saraphim · 07-22-2004, 01:04 AM

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-101 things we need to know about the Halfelven mafia.

Ha! That one could be a parody fan-fic or something. Which reminds me:

101 reasons most people should not write LotR fan-fictions.
101 of the worst Mary-Sues that fall in love with Legolas.
101 ways painful ways to kill Mary-Sues
101 fan-fics that are actually good out of the billions that exist

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 07-30-2004, 11:19 AM

101 reasons why you should read LOTR under your desk in science class (or any class, really, take your pick)
101 ways to take up hard drive space with LOTR
101 ways to trick Aragorn into taking a bath
101 schemes to get nonfans intrested in LOTR
101 ways above schemes can and will blow up in your face
101 ways to sneak onto BD while you're supposed to be working/studying
101 uses for the One Ring in daily life
101 things Tom Bombadil might be, but we really aren't sure...
101 reasons why I should not make up any more "101 whatevers"

Morsul the Dark · 07-30-2004, 11:40 AM

101 reasons aragorn hates baths
101 reasons legalos never gets dirty
101 ways to grrom a beard by gimli

Elennar Starfire · 07-30-2004, 01:24 PM

~101 ways to majorly annoy Legolas (steal his shampoo, yell 'rubber arrows' every time he shoots at something...)
~101 ways to majorly annoy Aragorn (make him take a bath, hide his sword...)

Lhunardawen · 07-30-2004, 09:51 PM

~101 reasons for the abundance of Mary Sues in LotR
~101 other things Sam could have in his backpack
~101 ways to kill the Nazgul (but unsuccesfully)
~101 tips for stalking in the Downs
~101 breakdancing steps for Balrogs
~101 reasons to celebrate being a Shade (or whatever)

Dancing ala Gollum, I guess?

Luthien_ Tinuviel · 07-31-2004, 12:51 PM

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~101 other things Sam could have in his backpack

101 things Sam did have in his backpack!

101 reasons this thread makes people think of binary code.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-30-2004, 09:53 PM

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101 things Tom Bombadil might be, but we really aren't sure...
(Azaelia of Willowbottom)

There is one interesting theory you really should see.

Anywhen...
~ 101 ways to kill a dead orc.
~ 101 fancy ways to fall off a bridge.
~ 101 death-defying stunts - battling on top of Zirakzigil comes to mind.
~ 101 smart things to say when running out of ideas.

Ooh! I got one! I'm off to Valinor! Toodles.

Saraphim · 07-30-2004, 11:24 PM

101 reasons why there was only one Glorfindel
101 reasons why there were two Glorfindels with the same name
101 elves named Glorfindel that suddenly come out of the woodwork

Controversy is always delightful to make fun of.

07-30-2004, 11:19 AM	#3
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	101 101 101 101.... 101 reasons why you should read LOTR under your desk in science class (or any class, really, take your pick) 101 ways to take up hard drive space with LOTR 101 ways to trick Aragorn into taking a bath 101 schemes to get nonfans intrested in LOTR 101 ways above schemes can and will blow up in your face 101 ways to sneak onto BD while you're supposed to be working/studying 101 uses for the One Ring in daily life 101 things Tom Bombadil might be, but we really aren't sure... 101 reasons why I should not make up any more "101 whatevers" __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

07-30-2004, 11:40 AM	#4
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	101 reasons aragorn hates baths 101 reasons legalos never gets dirty 101 ways to grrom a beard by gimli __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-30-2004, 01:24 PM	#5
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	~101 ways to majorly annoy Legolas (steal his shampoo, yell 'rubber arrows' every time he shoots at something...) ~101 ways to majorly annoy Aragorn (make him take a bath, hide his sword...) __________________ Don't let me die!

07-30-2004, 11:24 PM	#9
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	101 reasons why there was only one Glorfindel 101 reasons why there were two Glorfindels with the same name 101 elves named Glorfindel that suddenly come out of the woodwork Controversy is always delightful to make fun of. __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.

07-30-2004, 09:51 PM	#6
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	~101 reasons for the abundance of Mary Sues in LotR ~101 other things Sam could have in his backpack ~101 ways to kill the Nazgul (but unsuccesfully) ~101 tips for stalking in the Downs ~101 breakdancing steps for Balrogs ~101 reasons to celebrate being a Shade (or whatever) Dancing ala Gollum, I guess?