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Lalwendë · 07-14-2004, 01:48 PM

Heh!

Grima Wormtongue would be a 'special adviser' to the Government, like Peter Mandelson. Aragorn could be an eco-warrior, like Swampy, but a whole lot less dopey. When he got older he'd give up the eco-warrior thing and take up his father's company directorship, but he would instill a sense of 'corporate responsibility'. Then he'd marry a posh girl! Samwise would be a presenter on Gardener's World. Or Animal Hospital. Elrond would be a Headmaster. Saruman might be a TV hypnotist. And Sauron would be a boss I used to have.

Morai · 07-15-2004, 02:42 PM

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Saruman might be a TV hypnotist.

Or one of those annoying people on the other side of the "Psychic Hotline."

Gandalf would be a very famous magician. He'd do birthdays, anniversarys, or any other special event. Of course, he would insist on smoking.

elronds_daughter · 07-15-2004, 05:37 PM

Yeah, the Aragorn-as-a-Forest-Ranger thing makes a lot of sense. really.

how 'bout Boromir as a fencing(sp?) instructor? or any of the Rohirrim as horse-back riding instructors.

One of the Nine · 07-15-2004, 07:18 PM

What about orcs? I think they should have the title of "terrorists" personally. And maybe, just maybe, the Nazgul could try their hand at being flying instructors.

yavanna II · 07-16-2004, 05:47 AM

Gimli as the jewelry expert
Feanor as the great big Communist (sorry but i have Communist beliefs; if you have, you'd get it)
Elrond as the boring know-it-all professor of history
Arwen as the stupid girl in salons
Frodo as a weak li'l guy who never got work w/o Gandalf or Sam

Sam as a botanist
Gandalf as an expert in fireworks and nukes

Morsul the Dark · 07-26-2004, 05:00 PM

Bilbo would be a butler

Lathriel · 07-26-2004, 06:54 PM

Well of course Sam is obvious, as I think someone mentioned already he will be a garderner.

Pippin could be a comedian or maybe not...

Galadriel could maybe be a princess or queen of some small country who still has a monarchy

Mithalwen · 07-29-2004, 11:37 AM

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Elrond as the boring know-it-all professor of history

Erm well if Elrond had been my history teacher I would have done better in my A-Level all those years ago... I would have been like that girl in Indiana Jones' class who has "I love you" written in kohl pencil on her eyelids, hanging on every word... lol

Aragorn would have led outward bound/survival courses .... or been an assessor for the Duke of Edinburgh's Award scheme...

The Perky Ent · 07-29-2004, 12:32 PM

I've got one! Qwaihir's Eagle Travel Agency! Visit fine locations such as Isengard, the Misty Mountains, Mount Doom, Erebor, and the Black Gate.

07-15-2004, 05:37 PM	#3
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Yeah, the Aragorn-as-a-Forest-Ranger thing makes a lot of sense. really. how 'bout Boromir as a fencing(sp?) instructor? or any of the Rohirrim as horse-back riding instructors. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

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One of the Nine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Posts: 84	What about orcs? I think they should have the title of "terrorists" personally. And maybe, just maybe, the Nazgul could try their hand at being flying instructors. __________________ I have a very short attention span, and it sometimes affects me when I'm, ooo a squirrel....

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Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Bilbo would be a butler __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

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Lathriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME) Posts: 612	Well of course Sam is obvious, as I think someone mentioned already he will be a garderner. Pippin could be a comedian or maybe not... Galadriel could maybe be a princess or queen of some small country who still has a monarchy __________________ Back again

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The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	I've got one! Qwaihir's Eagle Travel Agency! Visit fine locations such as Isengard, the Misty Mountains, Mount Doom, Erebor, and the Black Gate. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

07-14-2004, 01:48 PM	#1
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Heh! Grima Wormtongue would be a 'special adviser' to the Government, like Peter Mandelson. Aragorn could be an eco-warrior, like Swampy, but a whole lot less dopey. When he got older he'd give up the eco-warrior thing and take up his father's company directorship, but he would instill a sense of 'corporate responsibility'. Then he'd marry a posh girl! Samwise would be a presenter on Gardener's World. Or Animal Hospital. Elrond would be a Headmaster. Saruman might be a TV hypnotist. And Sauron would be a boss I used to have.

07-16-2004, 05:47 AM	#5
yavanna II Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in my own little world Posts: 142	Gimli as the jewelry expert Feanor as the great big Communist (sorry but i have Communist beliefs; if you have, you'd get it) Elrond as the boring know-it-all professor of history Arwen as the stupid girl in salons Frodo as a weak li'l guy who never got work w/o Gandalf or Sam Sam as a botanist Gandalf as an expert in fireworks and nukes