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Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-12-2004, 06:12 AM

It's not a normal job but I think Saruman would have a fair shot at getting elected President.

Nimrothiel · 07-12-2004, 11:03 AM

Yeah, because of his superb oratory skills. Not to mention the fact that he could turn people he didn't like into newts. (Don't worry, they'll get better.)

I could see Aragorn doing something in the construction business; or maybe he'd be a Forest Ranger?

Nirvana II · 07-12-2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

It's not a normal job but I think Saruman would have a fair shot at getting elected President.

didnt Saruman want to be a tyrannical dictator?

Morai · 07-12-2004, 02:22 PM

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didnt Saruman want to be a tyrannical dictator?

Yeah, I think his campaign would consist of brainwashing the undecided, killing his opponents and enslaving his followers. But maybe I'm being too harsh.

How about Gollum being a tourguide? "We swearsss that we will lead you to your destination, on the preciousss!"

wilwarin538 · 07-12-2004, 02:34 PM

Legolas in a beauty salon? Denethor as a pyrotecnition? Elrond and Galadriel as perfesionel fortune tellers?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-12-2004, 04:35 PM

Brainwashing the people, oppressing voters, doesn't that sound familiar? President/Dictator....To-may-to/To-ma-to!

I reckon Boromir would make a fantastic nightclub bouncer.

The Perky Ent · 07-12-2004, 07:10 PM

Hows this: Sauron as a ring maker.

Anyways, Tom Bombadil as a DJ would be funny. And Gandalf as a owner of one of those hoky fireworks stores you find on the interstate.

Nirvana II · 07-12-2004, 07:15 PM

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And Gandalf as a owner of one of those hoky fireworks stores you find on the interstate.

In Virginia there's a small store called Stuckey's....they sell everything from M-80's to M-16's

07-12-2004, 06:12 AM	#1
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	It's not a normal job but I think Saruman would have a fair shot at getting elected President. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

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Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Yeah, because of his superb oratory skills. Not to mention the fact that he could turn people he didn't like into newts. (Don't worry, they'll get better.) I could see Aragorn doing something in the construction business; or maybe he'd be a Forest Ranger? __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

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wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Legolas in a beauty salon? Denethor as a pyrotecnition? Elrond and Galadriel as perfesionel fortune tellers? __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-12-2004, 04:35 PM	#6
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Brainwashing the people, oppressing voters, doesn't that sound familiar? President/Dictator....To-may-to/To-ma-to! I reckon Boromir would make a fantastic nightclub bouncer. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-12-2004, 07:10 PM	#7
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Hows this: Sauron as a ring maker. Anyways, Tom Bombadil as a DJ would be funny. And Gandalf as a owner of one of those hoky fireworks stores you find on the interstate. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'