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Old 06-30-2004, 02:39 AM   #11
Osse
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I imagine everyone on the downs as the following:

About 5 foot 10 inches, with long, brown hair in a trendy cut, with dark green/grey eyes, and thin, elegant eyebrows, a cute little nose, with small, precious-looking lips. A lovely, elegant, medium length neck and petite shoulders. Curvacious hips and an incredible bust (ha). Long, subtle legs and a full rear end. Beautiful feet.

All barrow-downers have an IQ over 100 (even when they don't show it), an Austin Martin Vanquish and can think of nothing better than spending time with yours truly!!

All barrow-downers have a cute little giggle, and know exactly what I am thinking, all the time!!!


<Of course, if there is anyone surfing this site at the moment that fits the above description, then please PM me at once, or even if you dont' quite fit the description, or even as long as you aren't an orc, or even if you are an orc....>



<The above message was a hearty joke, not intended to offend anyone, or, if you are offended, then tough!>
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