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Araréiel · 06-29-2004, 12:15 AM

Wanted: Tall, pale, and blonde! (lol, j/k-I got one already and he's waiting for me to get to bed)

Wanted: Hairdresser. Must understand hair like no one else. An obsession with hair is desireable.

Okay, my post-midnight brain is too tired to think of anything fun.

The Perky Ent · 06-29-2004, 03:46 PM

Wanted: Man of Royal Lineage to go on a impossible quest. Reward: You get to be married to the most beautiful elf in Arda. Applicant must not be too attached to their hand.

Osse · 06-30-2004, 03:15 AM

UNCLE SAURON NEEDS YOU

Fed up with sand, sun and sweat?? Join the armies of Mordor and see the world in open-air comfort atop your own, personal Oliphaunt (supplied by applicant) !!!

Do you feel hard-done-by?? Have the West-Men plagued your country's existance?? Are you looking for excitement and challenge?? Have you got a firey, unconquerable nature??

THEN THE HOSTS OF MORDOR ARE FOR YOU!!!

Enquire now at your local Hosts of Mordor recruiting post, or simply fill out the registration form on our website :

http://www.wannajointhehostsofmordor...mor/more_pawns

Araréiel · 06-30-2004, 10:07 AM

Osse, that one's excellent! And the weblink you did for it- more_pawns. Gotta love it!

Osse · 07-02-2004, 02:34 AM

Thanks

Nirvana II · 07-07-2004, 07:25 PM

Wanted: 7 Istari. Must be old. Must be wise. Must be magic. One mean. One foolish. One really cool. One sneezy. One sleepy. One happy. One doc. Must have experience in fighting evil. Experience in being a Maia is greaty advised.Must speak in riddles. Other prerequisites: must have a different colored robe. One needs a pointy crooked old hat.

Contact: Eonwe, Taniquetil, Valinor

If it all confused, uh, your loss!

06-29-2004, 03:46 PM	#2
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Wanted: Man of Royal Lineage to go on a impossible quest. Reward: You get to be married to the most beautiful elf in Arda. Applicant must not be too attached to their hand. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

06-30-2004, 03:15 AM	#3
Osse Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Encircling Sea, deciding which ship to ruin next...could be yours. Posts: 274	UNCLE SAURON NEEDS YOU Fed up with sand, sun and sweat?? Join the armies of Mordor and see the world in open-air comfort atop your own, personal Oliphaunt (supplied by applicant) !!! Do you feel hard-done-by?? Have the West-Men plagued your country's existance?? Are you looking for excitement and challenge?? Have you got a firey, unconquerable nature?? THEN THE HOSTS OF MORDOR ARE FOR YOU!!! Enquire now at your local Hosts of Mordor recruiting post, or simply fill out the registration form on our website : http://www.wannajointhehostsofmordor...mor/more_pawns __________________ 'A thinking tyrant, it seemed to Vetinari, had a much harder job than a ruler raised to power by some idiot system like democracy. At least HE could tell the people he was THEIR fault.' Last edited by Osse; 06-30-2004 at 03:19 AM.

07-02-2004, 02:34 AM	#5
Osse Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Encircling Sea, deciding which ship to ruin next...could be yours. Posts: 274	Thanks __________________ 'A thinking tyrant, it seemed to Vetinari, had a much harder job than a ruler raised to power by some idiot system like democracy. At least HE could tell the people he was THEIR fault.'

07-07-2004, 07:25 PM	#6
Nirvana II Wight Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: The Yellow Submarine....sandwich Posts: 207	Wanted: 7 Istari. Must be old. Must be wise. Must be magic. One mean. One foolish. One really cool. One sneezy. One sleepy. One happy. One doc. Must have experience in fighting evil. Experience in being a Maia is greaty advised.Must speak in riddles. Other prerequisites: must have a different colored robe. One needs a pointy crooked old hat. Contact: Eonwe, Taniquetil, Valinor If it all confused, uh, your loss! __________________ Это - российская вещь, Вы не поняли бы. Вы - пончик желе! Я оказался снова. Частное сообщение меня, если Вы понимаете.

06-29-2004, 12:15 AM	#1
Araréiel Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 92	Wanted: Tall, pale, and blonde! (lol, j/k-I got one already and he's waiting for me to get to bed) Wanted: Hairdresser. Must understand hair like no one else. An obsession with hair is desireable. Okay, my post-midnight brain is too tired to think of anything fun.

06-30-2004, 10:07 AM	#4
Araréiel Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 92	Osse, that one's excellent! And the weblink you did for it- more_pawns. Gotta love it!