Defective Weapons Inc.

[The Perky Ent]

No, it was good...except for the Kavaam. It's Kaboom! But I'm sure that's a typo!

Gimli:
The Walls of Moria!

Gandalf:
Ithildin!* It mirrors only starlight and moonlight...

*The moon breaks through the clouds and shines on
the Doors, causing their outlines and writing to glow*

It reads:* The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria.
Speak, Friend, and enter.
*
Merry:
What do you suppose that means?
*
Gandalf:
It's quite simple.* If you are a friend, you
speak the password and the doors will open. Annon Edhellen, edro hi ammen! *nothing happens*
*gandalf putts staf against door*
Ando Eldarinwa a lasta quettanya, Fenda Casarinwa!
*Gandalf's staff breaks on the door*
D'oh!