Defective Weapons Inc.

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

okay, okay i got one...

Orcs at Helms Deep: HEAVE!!! *pull Grond back all the way and then release* *Grond slams into gates most satisfyingly* AGAIN!!! *orcs pull grond back again*
Grond: Ouch nooo! that HURTS! meanyheads! *eats an orc or two and then runs off in search of a bandaid*
*orcs stand around scratching heads lost as for what to do now*
MEANWHILE, bracing the gates:

captain: hold your positions men! in fact, lean harder!

As all the soldiers throw their weight against the gates, one of them accidentally presses the garage door openy thingy, which causes the gates to suddenly fling outward, knocking the orcs off the rampart and sending the soldiers flying out after them. In the end, Helms Deep is actually safe anyway because there is such a huge pile up of unconcious people that the rest of the army can't get in.

does anyone want to petition to bring back the evil smiley? *evil smiley*