Defective Weapons Inc. - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Bombadil · 06-23-2004, 07:27 PM

Not to go off topic here, but has anyone ever thought of if Frodo would have become the 10th Nazgul? You'd have 9 tall scary hooded creatures, and a little hobbit one! But so as not to take this awesome thread off topic I'll just have to make one:

Quote:

Wouldn't it just be funny if the Ice cracked beneath Ungoliant and Melkor?

or

Quote:

*Fëanor: We need your ships!
*Teleri: Hell no!
*Fëanor: Then we shall take them by force!
(The Teleri kill all but Fëanor, and he starts riding off in a ship)
*Fëanor: Suckers!
(Fëanor realizes he's screwed halfway to ME alone.)

hmmm...those are pretty weak, sorry! I just don't want this to go off topic at all haha.

elfwishes999 · 06-24-2004, 07:34 AM

ok so everyone knows in RotK when gimli says "there's plenty for the both of us, let the best dwarf win" (it when gimli, legolas, and aragorn get to pelenor)

Gimli: *killing orcs with axe* 17...18...19...20....

Legolas: *killing orcs with bow* 23....24....25...26...

Gimli: 23 *axe brakes* Dam! I payed $250.00 for this peice of crap and it breaks! hey, legolas, the contests off!! you win!!

(its not very funny, but the mental image kinda is)

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That still only counts as 1!!

Lady Snickerdoodle · 06-25-2004, 10:03 AM

okay, okay i got one...

Quote:

Orcs at Helms Deep: HEAVE!!! *pull Grond back all the way and then release* *Grond slams into gates most satisfyingly* AGAIN!!! *orcs pull grond back again*
Grond: Ouch nooo! that HURTS! meanyheads! *eats an orc or two and then runs off in search of a bandaid*
*orcs stand around scratching heads lost as for what to do now*
MEANWHILE, bracing the gates:

captain: hold your positions men! in fact, lean harder!

As all the soldiers throw their weight against the gates, one of them accidentally presses the garage door openy thingy, which causes the gates to suddenly fling outward, knocking the orcs off the rampart and sending the soldiers flying out after them. In the end, Helms Deep is actually safe anyway because there is such a huge pile up of unconcious people that the rest of the army can't get in.

does anyone want to petition to bring back the evil smiley? *evil smiley*

Saraphim · 06-25-2004, 03:29 PM

*Gandalf and Pippin ride up the hill on Shadowfax, giving Pippin his first look at Minas Tirith.*

Gandalf: Behold, the city of Kings!
Pippin: It's only a model
Gandalf: SHHHH!

~~~~
Alright, so the city isn't exactly a weapon in the true sense of the word, but I was watching Monty Python and had to drop that in.

The Perky Ent · 06-27-2004, 04:32 PM

lol good ones, and yes, if grond can show up at helms deep...

Quote:

Varda: Look at me! I just made these stars in the shape of a sicle! Awesome!
*sickle falls as if on a hing and chops Varda's head off*
Varda: Hey Manwe! Long time no see!

elronds_daughter · 06-27-2004, 06:30 PM

Good ones!

Quote:

*Gandalf takes the Ring out of Frodo's fire with the tongs*
Gandalf: take it! it's quite cool. *drops Ring in Frodo's outstretched hand*
Frodo: OW!! HOT!!! DANG YOU GANDALF!!! YOU SAID IT WASN'T!!!!!
Gandalf: umm... whups. maybe it's a fake.
Frodo: *drops ring on floor* Ya think you could've figured that out sooner??

The Perky Ent · 06-27-2004, 08:28 PM

Good one! I'd like to see that happen to Frodo

Anyways,

Quote:

Gimli: Well what are we waiting for? YA!
*swings ax at the ring in the council of elrond*
*ring breaks*
Elrond: Meeting Agurned

06-24-2004, 07:34 AM	#2
elfwishes999 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 37	I really hope no one did this.... ok so everyone knows in RotK when gimli says "there's plenty for the both of us, let the best dwarf win" (it when gimli, legolas, and aragorn get to pelenor) Gimli: killing orcs with axe 17...18...19...20.... Legolas: killing orcs with bow 23....24....25...26... Gimli: 23 axe brakes Dam! I payed $250.00 for this peice of crap and it breaks! hey, legolas, the contests off!! you win!! (its not very funny, but the mental image kinda is) _____________________ That still only counts as 1!!

06-25-2004, 03:29 PM	#4
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	Gandalf and Pippin ride up the hill on Shadowfax, giving Pippin his first look at Minas Tirith. Gandalf: Behold, the city of Kings! Pippin: It's only a model Gandalf: SHHHH! ~~~~ Alright, so the city isn't exactly a weapon in the true sense of the word, but I was watching Monty Python and had to drop that in. __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.