I hope this is a joke...

[The Only Real Estel]

I thought a lot of them were funny too, these are just a few of my favorites:

Why, in part 1, is the black octopus creature painted as the bad guy when it attacks, when one of the fellowship had clearly been throwing rocks at it?

Why couldn't Frodo have been played by Christopher Walken?

(Any of us who have ever complained about the casting should never do so again !)

Why couldn't Bilbo have been played by Vin Diesel?

(See above)

Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.

(Gotta love that one, huh Lush?)

Gandalf's smoke boat at Bilbo's party is pretty impressive, but smoke cannot be made to travel horizontally, thus revealing it to be nothing but a cheap special effect.

Experts on the occult say in order for a wizard to floorspin a fully-grown man like Gandalf, he'd need three magical staffs, not two.

There really are to many, & I shouldn't be flooding the topic with things you guys can read for yourself, but I still liked those .