Middle-Earth Olympics

[THE Ka]

Originally Posted by Child of the 7th Age

How about the Shire? For the Hobbits we might need to expand the agenda a bit.

We could have a pie-eating contest, a bit of cricket on the Green, dart-tossing in the pub, golf played with special orc-heads, and perhaps a special competition one evening at the Green Dragon to see who could tell the biggest "fish" story.....

Golf played with special orc heads? Hmmm. That reminds me of Alice in Wonderland when she played cricket with the Queen of Hearts... Maybe we could have them play cricket with orc heads for balls, and flamingos for bats.... or we could have the flamingos be replaced with miniature Gandalf-looking staffs... Wow.I'm bored...