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06-06-2004, 12:26 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The other side of freezing.
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 *avoids random, airborne objects propelled at her*
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06-06-2004, 08:14 AM
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Spectre of Decay
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
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Two more disasters that weren't
'You can take yourself off, you horny old varmint.' said Giles, also hoping to escape battle. 'I only want to be shot of you. Go right away from here, and get back to your own dirty den!' He stepped towards Chrysophylax, waving his arms as if he was scaring crows.
That was quite enough for Tailbiter. It circled, flashing in the air and then returned to its sheath, where it remained stuck fast. Giles gave one mighty heave and was left holding the broken hilt, while Chrysophylax eyed him balefully. The dragon ate the horse first, because it didn't need peeling. ****** Húrin: Aurë entulúva! The head of his axe snaps off and falls on his foot, severing some of his toes. He falls over. Gothmog: All right, lads: you can take your tea break now.
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06-06-2004, 03:52 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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This next really isn't a weapon, but it's sharp enough to be used as one  Quote:
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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06-06-2004, 06:03 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its.
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good ones, Perky! how 'bout....
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cheers! Elrond's (other) daughter
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06-06-2004, 09:25 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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Good ole Monty Python!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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06-07-2004, 02:33 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Again, not really a weapon spoof, but still a Monty Python rip off...
Aragorn: Let the lord of the black land come forth! *silence* Aragorn: Let the lord of the black land come forth!! *silence* Morannon orc: Aaaand whaaaay should weee you stuuuuuupid gondorian pigdog with your little kannnniguts. Aragorn: I'm the king of Gondor! Come forth and face me! Morannon orc: Non, I faaaaart in your general direction, silly king type. Aragorn: You will learn respect! Morannon orc: Aaaaand whaaaat are you going to do, silly king? Aragorn: I'll call down the wrath of my fathers upon you. Morannon oec: Your mother is a hamster, and your father smelt of eeeeelderberries! Aragorn: Right that's i- Galadriel: GET ON WITH IT! Host of the West: GET ON WITH IT! Aragorn: Yes, yes, alright. Come down and fight me you silly or- Sauron: GET OOOOON WITH IT!! Aragorn: Fine!! Get down an- Valar: GET ON WITH IT!!!! |
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06-07-2004, 11:15 AM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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Nice. Here's another Python:
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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