Defective Weapons Inc.

[The Perky Ent]

Yes, if we already have one, please don't copy it, unless of course, it's funnier. But if you are going to do the same thing, try not to stick to the same format. Otherwise, these are looking great!

Feanor: Quick! Kill the Teleri and take their ships!
*nothing happens*
*Teleri surround Noldor*
Feanor: Um...right. What I meant was, can I borrow a couple of ships? I swear I'll bring them back.
*nothing happens*
Feanor: Uh...look over there!
*Teleri look away*
*Feanor gets in boats, about to leave*
Feanor: Suckers!
Teleri: Yeah, you know the boat's still tied up to the dock...right?
*Feanor tries to cut the ropes, sword breaks*
Feanor: I can make the simarils, but you'd think I could at least make a decent sword!
Teleri: Not really
Feanor: Shut up *whimpers*