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05-31-2004, 02:54 PM

frodo=nothing ever dampens your pants does it sam.

Kransha · 05-31-2004, 03:14 PM

Well, seeing as how this thread 'exists,' I might as well contribute.

Bergil, Guard of the Citapants - "I'll wager I could stand you on your head or lay you on your pants."

Gurthang (the sword-pants) - "Yea, I will wear thy pants gladly, that so I may forget the pants of Beleg my master, and the pants of Brandir slain unjustly. I will slay thee swiftly."

Gandalf the Pants - "If you don't let me in Frodo, I shall blow your pants right down your hole and out through the hill." (that was a wee bit innapropriate)

The Great Goblin of Pantsarebad - "Murderers and elf pants! Slash them! Beat them! Bite them! Gnash them! Take them away to dark pants filled with snakes, and never let them see the light again!"

Saruman of the Many Pants - "And now, what pants will bear you back across so wide a sea? It will be grey pants, and full of ghosts."

Tulkas - "May! Let us make pants swiftly! Have we not rested from strife overlong, and are not our pants now renewed? Shall one alone make pants with us forever?"

Gandalf the Pants - "You cannot pass. I am a servant of the Secret Pants, wielder of the pants of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark pants will not avail you, pants of Udun."

Barliman Butterbur, Keeper of the Pantsing Pony - "There was too much of the Mr. underhill to go vanishing into thin pants; or thick pants as is more likely in this room."

Nimrothiel · 06-03-2004, 06:25 PM

Kransha, that was brilliant; however, might I make a slight correction to your Gurthang one? "I will pants thee swiftly" sounds a bit funnier. Hmm, I guess I should have thought of something to post. Oh well, I'm on summer vacation so I don't really care too much.

Lathriel · 06-05-2004, 11:58 PM

(Lathriel's friend)

Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! Olipants!

Aragorn(to dead Boromir): Be in pants.

Gimli: Never toss a dwarf's pants!

Gandalf(to balrog): YOU! HAVE MY! PANTS!

(Lathriel)

Sam: Well, I'm pants!

Gandalf the Pants

This is the light of Aerendil our most beloved pants.

Nimrothiel · 06-06-2004, 01:27 PM

Names are always fun to do, for example:

Pants the Grey
Pants Bombadillo
The Pants of the Dead or The Paths of the Pants
Pants Undomiel
The Dark Pants (aka Sauron)
The Pants-Wight or The Barrow-Pants

That's enough for now. (As you will doubtless gather from my new signature, I happen to be a Harry Potter fan and finished reading book five for the tenth time. This does not affect my obsession with LotR which far surpasses my obsession with HP. Wish Rowling would hurry up with the sixth book though...honestly, that woman drives me mad; killing off Sirius, keeping her fans waiting for years for the next book...)

Audreidi · 06-06-2004, 02:48 PM

All that are pants do not glitter,
Not all those who buy pants are lost;
The pants that are strong do not wrinkle,
Deep pants are bought with a cost.

From the ashes some pants shall be woken,
Trousers from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be hems that were broken:
The pantless again shall be king.

Heehee...this is great...I believe I visited the original site, though I've tried going on again and I think it's down now. Fun...

Hey, lookit that, a fellow Monty Python fan! (waves)

Saraphim · 06-06-2004, 08:59 PM

Monty Python is the king of humor.

Anyway, going with the naming motif:

Huan the pants
Glorfindel the Pants-slayer
Erestor, chief pants of Elrond
Elrond, Half-pants
Earendel, giver of pants to the people of Middle-Earth

This thread just goes to show that something simple can be so gosh darn funny. I mean, we wear pants every day, for crying out loud. Or at least, most of us do. *shifty eyes*

05-31-2004, 03:14 PM	#2
Kransha Ubiquitous Urulóki Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The port of Mars, where Famine, Sword, and Fire, leash'd in like hounds, crouch for employment Posts: 747	Well, seeing as how this thread 'exists,' I might as well contribute. Bergil, Guard of the Citapants - "I'll wager I could stand you on your head or lay you on your pants." Gurthang (the sword-pants) - "Yea, I will wear thy pants gladly, that so I may forget the pants of Beleg my master, and the pants of Brandir slain unjustly. I will slay thee swiftly." Gandalf the Pants - "If you don't let me in Frodo, I shall blow your pants right down your hole and out through the hill." (that was a wee bit innapropriate) The Great Goblin of Pantsarebad - "Murderers and elf pants! Slash them! Beat them! Bite them! Gnash them! Take them away to dark pants filled with snakes, and never let them see the light again!" Saruman of the Many Pants - "And now, what pants will bear you back across so wide a sea? It will be grey pants, and full of ghosts." Tulkas - "May! Let us make pants swiftly! Have we not rested from strife overlong, and are not our pants now renewed? Shall one alone make pants with us forever?" Gandalf the Pants - "You cannot pass. I am a servant of the Secret Pants, wielder of the pants of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark pants will not avail you, pants of Udun." Barliman Butterbur, Keeper of the Pantsing Pony - "There was too much of the Mr. underhill to go vanishing into thin pants; or thick pants as is more likely in this room." __________________ "What mortal feels not awe/Nor trembles at our name, Hearing our fate-appointed power sublime/Fixed by the eternal law. For old our office, and our fame," -Aeschylus, Song of the Furies

06-03-2004, 06:25 PM	#3
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Kransha, that was brilliant; however, might I make a slight correction to your Gurthang one? "I will pants thee swiftly" sounds a bit funnier. Hmm, I guess I should have thought of something to post. Oh well, I'm on summer vacation so I don't really care too much. __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

06-05-2004, 11:58 PM	#4
Lathriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME) Posts: 612	(Lathriel's friend) Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! Olipants! Aragorn(to dead Boromir): Be in pants. Gimli: Never toss a dwarf's pants! Gandalf(to balrog): YOU! HAVE MY! PANTS! (Lathriel) Sam: Well, I'm pants! Gandalf the Pants This is the light of Aerendil our most beloved pants. __________________ Back again

06-06-2004, 01:27 PM	#5
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Names are always fun to do, for example: Pants the Grey Pants Bombadillo The Pants of the Dead or The Paths of the Pants Pants Undomiel The Dark Pants (aka Sauron) The Pants-Wight or The Barrow-Pants That's enough for now. (As you will doubtless gather from my new signature, I happen to be a Harry Potter fan and finished reading book five for the tenth time. This does not affect my obsession with LotR which far surpasses my obsession with HP. Wish Rowling would hurry up with the sixth book though...honestly, that woman drives me mad; killing off Sirius, keeping her fans waiting for years for the next book...) __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

06-06-2004, 02:48 PM	#6
Audreidi Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: I'm not sure anymore, on account of my being dead and all. Posts: 20	All that are pants do not glitter, Not all those who buy pants are lost; The pants that are strong do not wrinkle, Deep pants are bought with a cost. From the ashes some pants shall be woken, Trousers from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be hems that were broken: The pantless again shall be king. Heehee...this is great...I believe I visited the original site, though I've tried going on again and I think it's down now. Fun... Hey, lookit that, a fellow Monty Python fan! (waves) __________________ Hold on, my train of thought derailed. And it's some undertaking to get it back on track, I can tell you... --Audreidi & Jandalf, proud members and Twins of Optometry for the Society of Nearsighted Elves

05-31-2004, 02:54 PM	#1
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06-06-2004, 08:59 PM	#7
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	Monty Python is the king of humor. Anyway, going with the naming motif: Huan the pants Glorfindel the Pants-slayer Erestor, chief pants of Elrond Elrond, Half-pants Earendel, giver of pants to the people of Middle-Earth This thread just goes to show that something simple can be so gosh darn funny. I mean, we wear pants every day, for crying out loud. Or at least, most of us do. shifty eyes __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.