Everything I need to know I learned from LOTR - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Tar-Alcarin · 05-29-2004, 04:52 PM

1) Soldiers of Gondor are like walking pieces of Tin Foil.
2) Giant Calliflowers(sp?) are good at leading armies and dodging large rocks.
3) When in doubt, kill someone

Mad Baggins · 05-30-2004, 05:29 PM

Cauliflowers.

If you don't know what to say, give them a real dramatic look.

Tar-Alcarin · 05-31-2004, 07:14 PM

Thanks

Then i will give a dramitic look becuase i dont know what to day right now.

05-31-2004, 10:23 PM

What I learned from Lord of the Rings:

*LOOK UP!!!!! (Frodo vs. Shelob...'nuff said.)

*If your mentally deranged father appears to favor your older brother over you, don't worry about it. He'll eventually show his love for you by burning you alive.

*Butch, crossdressing warrior girls CAN get good-looking men!

*Little people can do big things, but among their own people, nobody cares.

Sapphire_Flame · 06-01-2004, 11:53 AM

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If you don't know what to say, give them a real dramatic look.

*SNORK!!!* Most lofty, Mad Baggins!

~People don't notice huge volcanic explosions, but they will notice a blue-green laser shot off moments afterward. Hullo!

~The elves, instead of spending all those years trying to defeat Sauron and the orcs, evidently spent them trying to come up with perfect hair care products.

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

Esgallhugwen · 06-02-2004, 09:24 AM

Always look up from time to time, you never know when something could come plummeting down on your head. ei: apples, rocks, spiders, nazgul, etc.
(maybe I should follow that advice)

Everyone should have a friend like Sam, and stay clear of people who hiss at you like Gollum

If your father likes to play with matches a little too much I suggest backing a safe ways away then running for your life.

Its never too late in the day to get clobbered by a troll.

An Oliphaunt is far too large of a pet to have, what with their ability to devastate everything within sight, and think of the mess you'd have to clean up in their potty spot

Sirithheruwen · 06-02-2004, 03:06 PM

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Always look up from time to time, you never know when something could come plummeting down on your head. ei: apples, rocks, spiders, nazgul...

...Gollum...

05-29-2004, 04:52 PM	#1
Tar-Alcarin Wight Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Numenore Posts: 108	1) Soldiers of Gondor are like walking pieces of Tin Foil. 2) Giant Calliflowers(sp?) are good at leading armies and dodging large rocks. 3) When in doubt, kill someone __________________ Miniature Rohirrim armor: $500. Amount of fuel it took pippin to light the beacons: $20. Seeing your two favourite hobbits get wasted and drunk: priceless

05-30-2004, 05:29 PM	#2
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 371	Cauliflowers. If you don't know what to say, give them a real dramatic look. __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

05-31-2004, 07:14 PM	#3
Tar-Alcarin Wight Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Numenore Posts: 108	Thanks Then i will give a dramitic look becuase i dont know what to day right now. __________________ Miniature Rohirrim armor: $500. Amount of fuel it took pippin to light the beacons: $20. Seeing your two favourite hobbits get wasted and drunk: priceless

06-02-2004, 09:24 AM	#6
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Always look up from time to time, you never know when something could come plummeting down on your head. ei: apples, rocks, spiders, nazgul, etc. (maybe I should follow that advice) Everyone should have a friend like Sam, and stay clear of people who hiss at you like Gollum If your father likes to play with matches a little too much I suggest backing a safe ways away then running for your life. Its never too late in the day to get clobbered by a troll. An Oliphaunt is far too large of a pet to have, what with their ability to devastate everything within sight, and think of the mess you'd have to clean up in their potty spot __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

05-31-2004, 10:23 PM	#4
Jade of Mordor Guest Posts: n/a	What I learned from Lord of the Rings: *LOOK UP!!!!! (Frodo vs. Shelob...'nuff said.) If your mentally deranged father appears to favor your older brother over you, don't worry about it. He'll eventually show his love for you by burning you alive. Butch, crossdressing warrior girls CAN get good-looking men! *Little people can do big things, but among their own people, nobody cares.