Lord of the Pants... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hama Of The Riddermark · 05-26-2004, 03:21 PM

"Then who would you take up with? A fat inkeeper who only remembers his own pants because people shout it at him all day?"

"O woe-begotten spirit, fall now into dark pants and forget for a while the dreadful doom of life."

ElenCala Isil · 05-26-2004, 06:16 PM

Saw this quote on the lovely er.. top o' the forum, and thought it would be hilarious as an LotP quote:

"Pants you can give me earned or unearned; but the skirts I will not take from you of baseborn, nor dresses, nor shorts. By the trousers of Felagund, that he gave to Barahir my father on the Kilt of the North, my pants have not earned such names from any Elf, be he king or no."

Maeggaladiel · 05-27-2004, 11:49 AM

"Behold! Isildur's Pants!"

"There is nothing left for you here but pants."

"...And his pants are yellow!" (See, I include Tom Bombadil, unlike certain directors we all know...)

"You keep nasssty pantss!"

Saraphim · 05-27-2004, 06:02 PM

That settles it! Shorts make delays, but pants make longer ones!

You cannot enter here. Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your pants.

You shall not pants me! I am the servant of the sacred pants, weilder of the pants of Anor. The dark pants will not avial you, pants of Udun. You shall not pants me!
~
Bit lame, but whatever.

05-26-2004, 06:16 PM	#2
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	Saw this quote on the lovely er.. top o' the forum, and thought it would be hilarious as an LotP quote: "Pants you can give me earned or unearned; but the skirts I will not take from you of baseborn, nor dresses, nor shorts. By the trousers of Felagund, that he gave to Barahir my father on the Kilt of the North, my pants have not earned such names from any Elf, be he king or no." __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

05-27-2004, 11:49 AM	#3
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	"Behold! Isildur's Pants!" "There is nothing left for you here but pants." "...And his pants are yellow!" (See, I include Tom Bombadil, unlike certain directors we all know...) "You keep nasssty pantss!" __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

05-27-2004, 06:02 PM	#4
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	That settles it! Shorts make delays, but pants make longer ones! You cannot enter here. Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your pants. You shall not pants me! I am the servant of the sacred pants, weilder of the pants of Anor. The dark pants will not avial you, pants of Udun. You shall not pants me! ~ Bit lame, but whatever. __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.

05-26-2004, 03:21 PM	#1
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	"Then who would you take up with? A fat inkeeper who only remembers his own pants because people shout it at him all day?" "O woe-begotten spirit, fall now into dark pants and forget for a while the dreadful doom of life."