Everything I need to know I learned from LOTR - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Morai · 05-19-2004, 05:10 PM

*wakes up* Now class, here are some more great lessons to learn from LOTR:

1) Mountains are pretty, until you are in a hurry trying to cross them.
2) Be careful around wizards, they can range from wise to evil all in one discussion.
3) It is possible for two very different people from feuding races to actually befriend eachother.
4) Always escape from a band of orks and Uruk Hai when they turn on eachother and organs fly.
5) Then hastily crawl into a strange enchanted forest, making sure you leave some signs for your friends to find you.

05-19-2004, 05:10 PM	#27
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	wakes up Now class, here are some more great lessons to learn from LOTR: 1) Mountains are pretty, until you are in a hurry trying to cross them. 2) Be careful around wizards, they can range from wise to evil all in one discussion. 3) It is possible for two very different people from feuding races to actually befriend eachother. 4) Always escape from a band of orks and Uruk Hai when they turn on eachother and organs fly. 5) Then hastily crawl into a strange enchanted forest, making sure you leave some signs for your friends to find you. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com