101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Eowyn Skywalker]

Eowyn Skywalker Pfft! Star Wars is so lame.

Umm... I don't know whether to scream, laugh crazily, or roll my eyes. Though I suppose my oppsession with Star Wars is obvious from my avatar...

Ah well, this IS things we would never say...

Amariden Ravenhill: Middle-earth MIRTH? Why would anyone waste time in there. And what do you mean, people actually send TIME trying to learn Sindarian?!?!?! Ha! You wouldn't catch me trying to learn any other langauges like that!

Maeggaladiel: Glasses? Near sighted ELF?! That's, like, a total non-canon of Tolkien! Someone shoot THAT elf!! You won't see me wearing glasses!!!

There, revenge, as I have now picked on the only BDers that I know well enough to come up with what they wouldn't say...

Me: What stupid person would waste time writing parodies?!

-Eowyn Skywalker