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Feanor of the Peredhil · 05-02-2004, 01:20 PM

Mwhahahahaha. Excellent. To add more...

If you look sufficiently miserable, you can scare anyone. (think Lobelia)

It's *never* a good idea to sing about ending and failing in evil forests.

If you need a horse, just borrow an Elf's. Nobody will care.

Passwords are always painfully obvious.

In a country full of blondes, if you have pasty skin and dark hair, you are *guaranteed* to be the bad guy.

When retreating in battle, it's not a smart idea to run into a forest that wasn't there but hours before.

If you lie about your identity, you won't end up with the man of your dreams, but you WILL meet someone even better.

That's all for now... gotta go learn a little Greek.

Fea

05-02-2004, 01:20 PM	#22
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Mwhahahahaha. Excellent. To add more... If you look sufficiently miserable, you can scare anyone. (think Lobelia) It's never a good idea to sing about ending and failing in evil forests. If you need a horse, just borrow an Elf's. Nobody will care. Passwords are always painfully obvious. In a country full of blondes, if you have pasty skin and dark hair, you are guaranteed to be the bad guy. When retreating in battle, it's not a smart idea to run into a forest that wasn't there but hours before. If you lie about your identity, you won't end up with the man of your dreams, but you WILL meet someone even better. That's all for now... gotta go learn a little Greek. Fea __________________ peace