LOTR parents! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Morai · 04-30-2004, 10:29 AM

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I can imagine Sauron's kid being able to change forms, but he would end up as a little everything: a werewolf puppy, a vampire fledgling, a little fiery eye...

That is an interesting point.
One ugly day in Mordor:
Sauron: How many times do I have to tell you not to put the Ring on without my permission?
Sauron Jr.: It didn't hurt me. *turns into an eye and glares*
Sauron: DON'T GIVE ME THAT EYE YOUNG MAN! That's it, you're going to bed up the tower of Baradur without your dinner.
Sauron Jr. : But dad! We're having human royalty stew!
Sauron: No buts young man.
Sauron Jr. *under his breath* I'm a ghastly specter not a man....

Nimrothiel · 04-30-2004, 12:42 PM

"...a little fiery eye..." Rofl!

Hmmm, now whose kid(s) should I do?

*a ten-year old Elfwine can be seen riding a horse in the great hall; Faramir suddenly appears from a side door; Elfwine misses him but crashes into a statuette which shatters*

Faramir: "Elfwine! What have I told you about riding indoors?!"

Elfwine: "Ummm, to always wear a helmet?"

Faramir: "So why aren't you wearing one?"

Elfwine: "Uhhh...."

Faramir: "You had better hope that you're mother doesn't see this; she'll be furious."

Eowyn: "See what, and why would I be furious?"

*Faramir turns around to see Eowyn standing with her arms crossed and a dangerous expression on her face*

Faramir: "Er....umm..."

*Eowyn spots Elfwine*

Eowyn: "Elfwine!! Did you leave your helmet at Eldarion's again?! That's the fifth time this month! Why can't you remember your things?!"

*Elfwine is turning red and slouching in his saddle; Eowyn spots the broken statuette*

Eowyn: "You broke my mother's favorite sculpture! How can you be so clumsy; you're a son of the House of Eorl for Helm's sake!"

*Elfwine looks for a convenient hole to crawl into; but Eowyn is far from finished*

Eowyn: "I suppose you forgot to polish your sword too, and your boots are absolutely filthy! No riding for a month, and you can't go to Eldarion's for twice that. When I think of all the trouble your father and I went through..."

Note: Do not **** off your mom if she happens to be a princess/shieldmaiden; things could get ugly.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 04-30-2004, 01:52 PM

*Eldarion is playing with a sword, hacking at a marble pillar, Arwen walks in, rushs over and snatches the sword out of his hands."

Arwen: Now what did I tell you about playing with Anduril?

Eldarion: Don't hit it against anything hard?

A: And why's that?

E: Because it'll break again, and then Sauron will come back and rule the world again, and then dad'll get killed.

A: That's right, now go play with all the other nice children.

E: Don't want to.

A: Now don't ge tinto a sulk just because I don't let you play with Anduril, go and play.

*Eldarion walks off in a huff*

*Aragorn walks in, sees Arwen scowling, holding Anduril and standing next to the mangled marble pillar*

Aragorn: Jesus!

*Aragorn runs out*

Olorin_TLA · 04-30-2004, 03:01 PM

"Stewards of Gondor: The Early Years"

This week...Denethor...

Ecthelion: Bye bye now, Thorongil, see you soon! WHat's that? Yes, of course I love you! Yes, better than my own brats! See you real soon! Mwa mwa!

Oh; Denethor. What a surprise! Hey! What have I told you about playing with tinder boxes, young man? Have you been skulking in Rath Dinen again? I told you to stay away from there! It's meant to be Silent! That's it, I'm sending you to the secret top room at the top of my Tower, without dinner! ANd don't try and play marbles again with the big ball!

Vanwatholiel · 05-03-2004, 11:07 AM

Weeeee! Completely awesome responses guys and girls. Well, I take back what I said about Leggy being too clean and stuff, microscopic germ and everything. Forgive me my fellow LOTR obsessers. I have one! Soooo, as punishment, Aragorn goes and puts his kid at Helms Deep, and makes him spend the night there. Soooooo lame. I'm having brain blocks, that's why. Fare thee well!

May the Grace of the Valar
Be with you always, even until the
Ending of the World.

Amen. Namarie.

Olorin_TLA · 05-05-2004, 08:17 AM

Aragorn's kids, in order to get their inheritance when their dad dies, have to spend one night...in a Haunted Paths of the Dead...*scary!!!*

04-30-2004, 12:42 PM	#2
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	"...a little fiery eye..." Rofl! Hmmm, now whose kid(s) should I do? a ten-year old Elfwine can be seen riding a horse in the great hall; Faramir suddenly appears from a side door; Elfwine misses him but crashes into a statuette which shatters Faramir: "Elfwine! What have I told you about riding indoors?!" Elfwine: "Ummm, to always wear a helmet?" Faramir: "So why aren't you wearing one?" Elfwine: "Uhhh...." Faramir: "You had better hope that you're mother doesn't see this; she'll be furious." Eowyn: "See what, and why would I be furious?" Faramir turns around to see Eowyn standing with her arms crossed and a dangerous expression on her face Faramir: "Er....umm..." Eowyn spots Elfwine Eowyn: "Elfwine!! Did you leave your helmet at Eldarion's again?! That's the fifth time this month! Why can't you remember your things?!" Elfwine is turning red and slouching in his saddle; Eowyn spots the broken statuette Eowyn: "You broke my mother's favorite sculpture! How can you be so clumsy; you're a son of the House of Eorl for Helm's sake!" Elfwine looks for a convenient hole to crawl into; but Eowyn is far from finished Eowyn: "I suppose you forgot to polish your sword too, and your boots are absolutely filthy! No riding for a month, and you can't go to Eldarion's for twice that. When I think of all the trouble your father and I went through..." Note: Do not **** off your mom if she happens to be a princess/shieldmaiden; things could get ugly. __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

04-30-2004, 03:01 PM	#4
Olorin_TLA Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Gardens of Lórien, Valinor. Posts: 420	"Stewards of Gondor: The Early Years" This week...Denethor... Ecthelion: Bye bye now, Thorongil, see you soon! WHat's that? Yes, of course I love you! Yes, better than my own brats! See you real soon! Mwa mwa! Oh; Denethor. What a surprise! Hey! What have I told you about playing with tinder boxes, young man? Have you been skulking in Rath Dinen again? I told you to stay away from there! It's meant to be Silent! That's it, I'm sending you to the secret top room at the top of my Tower, without dinner! ANd don't try and play marbles again with the big ball! __________________ "For I am Olórin! And Olórin means me!" ELENDIL! - Join "Forth Tolkiengas!"

05-03-2004, 11:07 AM	#5
Vanwatholiel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a dark corner of my mind. Don't look at me like that! I never liked you anyway. Stop staring! Posts: 40	coolness Weeeee! Completely awesome responses guys and girls. Well, I take back what I said about Leggy being too clean and stuff, microscopic germ and everything. Forgive me my fellow LOTR obsessers. I have one! Soooo, as punishment, Aragorn goes and puts his kid at Helms Deep, and makes him spend the night there. Soooooo lame. I'm having brain blocks, that's why. Fare thee well! May the Grace of the Valar Be with you always, even until the Ending of the World. Amen. Namarie.

05-05-2004, 08:17 AM	#6
Olorin_TLA Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Gardens of Lórien, Valinor. Posts: 420	Aragorn's kids, in order to get their inheritance when their dad dies, have to spend one night...in a Haunted Paths of the Dead...scary!!! __________________ "For I am Olórin! And Olórin means me!" ELENDIL! - Join "Forth Tolkiengas!" Last edited by Olorin_TLA; 05-05-2004 at 08:26 AM.

04-30-2004, 01:52 PM	#3
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Eldarion is playing with a sword, hacking at a marble pillar, Arwen walks in, rushs over and snatches the sword out of his hands." Arwen: Now what did I tell you about playing with Anduril? Eldarion: Don't hit it against anything hard? A: And why's that? E: Because it'll break again, and then Sauron will come back and rule the world again, and then dad'll get killed. A: That's right, now go play with all the other nice children. E: Don't want to. A: Now don't ge tinto a sulk just because I don't let you play with Anduril, go and play. Eldarion walks off in a huff* Aragorn walks in, sees Arwen scowling, holding Anduril and standing next to the mangled marble pillar Aragorn: Jesus! Aragorn runs out