Lord of the Pants... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Maeggaladiel · 04-27-2004, 03:43 PM

Frodo- You've officially been labeled a disturber of the pants!

Gandalf- Ah, the long awaited pants.

Bilbo- The pants go ever on and on...

Eomer- Ride! Ride to pants!

Elrond- These pants cannot be destroyed by any mortal weapon we possess, Panty, son of Gloin.

Smaug- My scales are like tenfold pants!

BEWARE! Sauron has returned, unable to exist in a mortal body, but as a great eye, wreathed in pants...

Anduril, Pants of the West.

GANDALF- Speak pants, and enter.
Pippin- What does that mean?
Gandalf- It's quite simple. If you're pants, you say the password and the door will open!

Saruman- Do you know how pants came into being? They were loincloths once, corrupted by darkness and bad tailoring...

04-27-2004, 03:43 PM	#11
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Frodo- You've officially been labeled a disturber of the pants! Gandalf- Ah, the long awaited pants. Bilbo- The pants go ever on and on... Eomer- Ride! Ride to pants! Elrond- These pants cannot be destroyed by any mortal weapon we possess, Panty, son of Gloin. Smaug- My scales are like tenfold pants! BEWARE! Sauron has returned, unable to exist in a mortal body, but as a great eye, wreathed in pants... Anduril, Pants of the West. GANDALF- Speak pants, and enter. Pippin- What does that mean? Gandalf- It's quite simple. If you're pants, you say the password and the door will open! Saruman- Do you know how pants came into being? They were loincloths once, corrupted by darkness and bad tailoring... __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.