Everything I need to know I learned from LOTR - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Amariden Ravenhill · 04-19-2004, 05:28 PM

FOR ME, WHAT I LEARNED IS:

1) Never challenge the Eye of Sauron to a staring contest. You will not win. EVER.

2) Swords are good for you, especially if they glow or have runes.....

3) Pints are now your friend.

4) Do not attempt to 'borrow' Aragorn's sword, as it will bring down upon you the almighty and terrible Wrath of Aragorn.

5) When you've run out of men to use as soldiers, grab the kiddies.

6) Gollum impressions are not tolerated

Nemarie!

04-19-2004, 05:28 PM	#2
Amariden Ravenhill Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie Posts: 113	FOR ME, WHAT I LEARNED IS: 1) Never challenge the Eye of Sauron to a staring contest. You will not win. EVER. 2) Swords are good for you, especially if they glow or have runes..... 3) Pints are now your friend. 4) Do not attempt to 'borrow' Aragorn's sword, as it will bring down upon you the almighty and terrible Wrath of Aragorn. 5) When you've run out of men to use as soldiers, grab the kiddies. 6) Gollum impressions are not tolerated Nemarie! __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!