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Lily Bombadil · 04-12-2004, 08:55 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Barliman: I don't rightly know, but Nob might. Where is that woolly-footed duffer?

Eowyn: Because he no longer desired death and winning renown.

Legolas: To find the sea... *dreamy eyes*

Gimli: To find his cousin Balin.

Nienor Niniel: To marry its immediate sibling! Oh, Eru! *leaps into Teiglin...again*

The Butcher: To get away from meeeee!!!!!! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sorry, that last one just needed to be there)

04-12-2004, 08:55 PM	#30
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Why did the chicken cross the road? Barliman: I don't rightly know, but Nob might. Where is that woolly-footed duffer? Eowyn: Because he no longer desired death and winning renown. Legolas: To find the sea... dreamy eyes Gimli: To find his cousin Balin. Nienor Niniel: To marry its immediate sibling! Oh, Eru! leaps into Teiglin...again The Butcher: To get away from meeeee!!!!!! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sorry, that last one just needed to be there) __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."