You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Maeggaladiel]

You have potatoes with your dinner and you and your sister suddenly go into Sam and Gollum's "What...Taters.... Precious?" speech.

I was Sam.

[Sirithheruwen]

...when you try to go all day without eating anything, just drinking water. I failed. Oops.

...when you try to sleep standing up, and your family gets annoyed because you had fallen over twice that day.

...when you call the rock in your front yard your ent-house. Then you remember that all ent-houses have water nearby, so you take one of your sister's beach pails, fill it with water, and set it beside the rock. I then proceeded to sing (badly) and sway side to side.

[Gilwen]

You have potatoes with your dinner and you and your sister suddenly go into Sam and Gollum's "What...Taters.... Precious?" speech.

and when you have fish..... Did you just say fish? "Fish, fish, so jucy sweet.."

You're planning a trip to the U.K just to see The Eagle and the Child.

Me too(someday)

~when you name all your rabbits after hobbits because rabbits are "hoppits."
one exeption-a little fellow named Flufflestiltskin.

~when you occasionally blow on puddles and try to see unusual things in them

[Maeggaladiel]

When you have a big geology test and as soon as you see the essay questions the little Eomer in your head screams:

"Write, Write! To Death... (Etc.)"

The Theoden in your head cries,

"A grim morn, a foul test, and a glorious lunch hour at the Barrow Downs!"

What? Don't you have little Rohirrim in YOUR head? You don't know what you're missing!

Mwa ha haaa!
MAEG!
(With Theoden and Eomer)

[Sirithheruwen]

Originally Posted by Maeggaladiel

When you have a big geology test and as soon as you see the essay questions the little Eomer in your head screams:

"Write, Write! To Death... (Etc.)"

The Theoden in your head cries,

"A grim morn, a foul test, and a glorious lunch hour at the Barrow Downs!"

What? Don't you have little Rohirrim in YOUR head? You don't know what you're missing!

Hmmm...little Rohirrim...that is an interesting thought. However, I do have little people in my head (namely certain hobbits by the names of "Sam" and "Pippen"). THough all that they say, usually, is, "When's lunch?" Not much help, really.

[Alexus Varus]

When you imagine Hamlet characters to be LOTR characters.