You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

Originally Posted by Vuelve

There's LOTR on Saturn???!!!

We were looking at this thing about the planets and when you clicked on saturn it came up with the title 'Lord of the Rings' I was really excited until i realised what it was really about

[Gilwen]

I have actually made Lembas, or something much like it. It's so yummy! I've been eating it for breakfast, but the problem with that is then I don't want lunch.

...must...have...recipie..

[Elennar Starfire]

...must...have...recipie..

Search on Google for "lembas". You should find it. It's the one with ground almonds and lots of honey, and it's sooo yummy!

~You know you are obsessed when you see a city called Turin on a map in Geography class, and you squeak in surprise, then start squealing madly, scaring your whole class.

[Rilwen Gamgee]

You cried "Noro Lim, Hidalgo, Noro Lim!" when you saw the final race at the end of HIDALGO.

Hehe! I did that... Well, almost. It was more muttering to myself, so I wouldn't scare everyone around me and I didn't want to be rude.

~ When your... family's mini DVD player is and has been sitting in your room for the past few weeks with the "FotR" and "TTT" movies.

[Miriel Undomiel]

~When you tell your friends at school to have one minute in silence in memory of Gollum...

~When your 2 year old little brother is terrified of Gollum. If I say 'he's coming' or 'he bites your finger', he looks like somebody just died. And when he have done something wrong, he says 'Gommul is coming '.
Have I scarred him for life???

[Nimrothiel]

Yes, yes you have.

You know you're obessed with LotR when:

1. You sketch Frodo and Gandalf as part of an art scholarship requiring twenty works of art.

2. You look forward to visiting Niagra Falls on your Senior class trip in hopes of comparing it to your idea of "Rauros, golden Rauros falls!"

3. You immediatly decide to locate the recipe for lembas after finding out that such a thing exists.

4. You can't wait to go to college because the town that your new school is located in contains a sword shop; and there is a fencing club.

5. You curse the bell signalling the end of class because you're not done typing up indications of LotR obsession.

(All of these have happened to me.)

[Nimrothiel]

6. After being rudely interrrupted in posting your indicators for LotR obessesion; you spend your Chemistry class finishing your top ten indicators for LotR obsession and searching for the recipe for lembas.

7. You admit to your friends that you have an obsession with LotR and they reply "So what else is new?"

8. You fill out a diet journal for your health doctor and write that you miss caffine and chocolate in Anglo-Saxon runes on the bottom of the last entry.

9. You are convinced that your health doctor is Sauron in disguise because he has taken away so many foods that you find tasty and scrumptiously crunchable.

10. You constantly speak like Gollum and quote lines from the books and the movies. ("That still only counts as one!")