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Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-15-2004, 11:43 PM

Merry can be seen pacing. At last Treebeard turns away from the others and approaches the Hobbits, Pippin sees him coming.

Pippin: Merry. Verdict's in.

Merry joins him.

Treebeard: We have just agreed...

Pippin and Merry wait. Merry tries to be patient.

Merry: Yes?

Treebeard: We...ummm...we...

PJ: Cut! John, don't forget your lines.

PJ hands Treebeard his script.

Treebeard: Oh...OK.

Treebeard hands it back. -> Duh.

PJ: Action!

Treebeard: I have told your names to the Entmoot...and wehaveagreedyouarenotOrcs. *gasp*

Merry: How can that be your decision?

Treebeard: Now don't be hasty, Master Meria...what?

Merry: Hasty? We' re not hasty! We're Orcs!

Treebeard's jaw dropped as Merry and Pippin strip rubber masks off their faces.

Suddenly, he wakes up.

Treebeard: *gasp!*

Longbranch: Hoom-hoom-lalla-kamanda-hoom-a-lalla-maril. [sleeping again]

Wetleaf: Maluim. [Yeah. He should really get rid of that sleeping problem of his.]

Treebeard rushes to the two hobbits, then tries to tear their faces off. Ouch.

PJ: What are you doing?

Merry: I love trees!

Pippin: I need second breakfast!

Treebeard: Die, you Orcs!

HS: What's happening?

PJ: Stop it!

Haldir: Can you hurry up? My scene's next.

HS: Hit it, Enya!

Reader: Not this cliché joke again...

Enya: Not this time...La![high C#]

Everything stops, except Enya's vocal chords.

Reader: So...what now?

03-15-2004, 11:43 PM	#23
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Skips over the Helm's Deep scene...la-lala-lala-lala... Merry can be seen pacing. At last Treebeard turns away from the others and approaches the Hobbits, Pippin sees him coming. Pippin: Merry. Verdict's in. Merry joins him. Treebeard: We have just agreed... Pippin and Merry wait. Merry tries to be patient. Merry: Yes? Treebeard: We...ummm...we... PJ: Cut! John, don't forget your lines. PJ hands Treebeard his script. Treebeard: Oh...OK. Treebeard hands it back. -> Duh. PJ: Action! Treebeard: I have told your names to the Entmoot...and wehaveagreedyouarenotOrcs. gasp Merry: How can that be your decision? Treebeard: Now don't be hasty, Master Meria...what? Merry: Hasty? We' re not hasty! We're Orcs! Treebeard's jaw dropped as Merry and Pippin strip rubber masks off their faces. Suddenly, he wakes up. Treebeard: gasp! Longbranch: Hoom-hoom-lalla-kamanda-hoom-a-lalla-maril. [sleeping again] Wetleaf: Maluim. [Yeah. He should really get rid of that sleeping problem of his.] Treebeard rushes to the two hobbits, then tries to tear their faces off. Ouch. PJ: What are you doing? Merry: I love trees! Pippin: I need second breakfast! Treebeard: Die, you Orcs! HS: What's happening? PJ: Stop it! Haldir: Can you hurry up? My scene's next. HS: Hit it, Enya! Reader: Not this cliché joke again... Enya: Not this time...La![high C#] Everything stops, except Enya's vocal chords. Reader: So...what now? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...