Making Fun Of It

[Nimrothiel]

"Bored of the Rings" is the best parody of LotR I have ever seen; not to mention the only parody of the entire trilogy and not just sections of it. I happen to be working on a parody of my own, and I have compiled a list here of the names of the characters and places I have changed thus far; see if you can spot who's who:

Gadfly the Grey-haired
Goldarn
Bucko
Fresco
Sham
Maxi
Paxi
Argon son of Boron; he is a direct descendent of Hydrogen
Barium
Farsimile
Depthcharge
Todd Belucose
Glucose
Gladware
Tupperware
Excelsior
Arsenic Umbrage
Grimly son of Grime
Legless Greenfeet (don't ask how this one works)
Silicon
Sandman
Hertz
The Nozdrone
Garfinkle
Midas Tire
Midas Motor
Mount Foom
The Strange
Condor
Mortem
Rivettedell

Yes, it's a long list, but there are a lot of names to change; I will welcome any and all suggestions for these or other names of characters and places. By the way, who wrote "Durin's Pants?" I'd like to use that if I could. *mumurs to self* "The pants were young, their contents green, no stain yet in the pants was seen no pants were laid on flesh or bone when Durin woke and walked alone..."