LotR Merchandice you WANT to see...but probably won't... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eowyn Skywalker · 03-13-2004, 05:42 PM

Okay, you've all given me great ideas... I wonder if my parents would let me start an LotR company... to make all these.
We actually found a lembas recipe somewhere... but I don't know where... blah.

Oh well, ideas... Books, to be more exact.

Hobbit Corrupting for Dummies, the book for all evil rings on corrupting stubborn hobbits... (Hey, maybe I should start writing that...)

How to become an Ace Bowler with your Palantir. The first lesson is never to look into the bowling ball while thtowing, or it'll burn your hand off.

One hundred ways to Sneak into Mordor... the book for Frodo and Sam... maybe wrote by Gollum *shrugs*. Number one: don't go at all!

Fireworks Displays for Dummies, the book that tells everything about setting off fireworks in tents... without a wizard noticing you.

How to Escape from the Top of a Tower: the book about not jumping without an eagle there to catch you. Contains stories from survivors.

What Happens when someone Touches Galadriel's mirror... the story from the survivers... Someone has actually stared writing a Star Wars-Lord of the Rings crossover on this topic here... that'd be me... heh heh...

And those are the Middle-earth books I'd like to see... and or write. Some of you guy's ideas rocked to, by the way.

Eowyn Skywalker

03-13-2004, 05:42 PM	#37
Eowyn Skywalker Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere far, far away. Eh. Posts: 402	Okay, you've all given me great ideas... I wonder if my parents would let me start an LotR company... to make all these. We actually found a lembas recipe somewhere... but I don't know where... blah. Oh well, ideas... Books, to be more exact. Hobbit Corrupting for Dummies, the book for all evil rings on corrupting stubborn hobbits... (Hey, maybe I should start writing that...) How to become an Ace Bowler with your Palantir. The first lesson is never to look into the bowling ball while thtowing, or it'll burn your hand off. One hundred ways to Sneak into Mordor... the book for Frodo and Sam... maybe wrote by Gollum shrugs. Number one: don't go at all! Fireworks Displays for Dummies, the book that tells everything about setting off fireworks in tents... without a wizard noticing you. How to Escape from the Top of a Tower: the book about not jumping without an eagle there to catch you. Contains stories from survivors. What Happens when someone Touches Galadriel's mirror... the story from the survivers... Someone has actually stared writing a Star Wars-Lord of the Rings crossover on this topic here... that'd be me... heh heh... And those are the Middle-earth books I'd like to see... and or write. Some of you guy's ideas rocked to, by the way. Eowyn Skywalker __________________ Sometimes worlds collide. This time, they got their own webpage. Join Middle-earth: Insanity forums today.