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Feanor of the Peredhil · 03-12-2004, 08:00 AM

No doubt that rather than tracing the ID number all the way to an individual orc, they'd make it about as far as the orc's regiment and then kill them all to make a point. I can see it now:

Orc Nobody: Captain of Angmar! We've got a problem with Fegwak the Horrid, ID Number 87563577.

Witchking: [poring over scrolls] There he is... Belongs to regiment number 127 1/2... Kill them all.

Orc: All of them???

Witchking: It will serve a dual purpose: Men of the West will think we are insane and fear us even more... and my Lord's minions shall never ask for more water again!!!! Mwahahahahaha.

Fea

03-12-2004, 08:00 AM	#14
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	No doubt that rather than tracing the ID number all the way to an individual orc, they'd make it about as far as the orc's regiment and then kill them all to make a point. I can see it now: Orc Nobody: Captain of Angmar! We've got a problem with Fegwak the Horrid, ID Number 87563577. Witchking: [poring over scrolls] There he is... Belongs to regiment number 127 1/2... Kill them all. Orc: All of them??? Witchking: It will serve a dual purpose: Men of the West will think we are insane and fear us even more... and my Lord's minions shall never ask for more water again!!!! Mwahahahahaha. Fea __________________ peace