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Elennar Starfire · 03-09-2004, 09:15 PM

At Helm's Deep:

*sound of bagpipes is heard*

Legolas: That is no orc horn!

Random Rohirrim: *mutters* That's not a horn, you idiot elf.

*Haldir and co march up*

Theoden: Ooo, bagpipes...*blank, hypnotised look* Open the gates!

*gates open*

*Haldir and co enter, with several bagpipers following them*

Aragorn: *looks at bagpipers* What are they doing here?

Haldir: Um...our horn blower quit unexpectedly. This was all we could find on such short notice.

Aragorn: Well, get them to stop!

Haldir: OK, guys, you can stop now!

*Bagpipers keep playing*

Haldir: *louder* I said you can stop!

*Bagpipers keep playing*

Haldir: *shouting* STOP! STOP! STOPSTOPSTOP!

*bagpipers keep playing*

Theoden: Ooo, bagpipes...

Legolas: *shoots holes in the bagpipes so they can't play*

Theoden: Wha...who let these guys in here?

Bagpipers: *keep blowing until they run out of breath, and pass out*
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My mom interrupted me, and now I've lost the momentum of the story. Pooh. Anyway, I want to say that I like bagpipes!

And thanks for the avvie, Oddwen!

03-09-2004, 09:15 PM	#12
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	At Helm's Deep: sound of bagpipes is heard Legolas: That is no orc horn! Random Rohirrim: mutters That's not a horn, you idiot elf. Haldir and co march up Theoden: Ooo, bagpipes...blank, hypnotised look Open the gates! gates open Haldir and co enter, with several bagpipers following them Aragorn: looks at bagpipers What are they doing here? Haldir: Um...our horn blower quit unexpectedly. This was all we could find on such short notice. Aragorn: Well, get them to stop! Haldir: OK, guys, you can stop now! Bagpipers keep playing Haldir: louder I said you can stop! Bagpipers keep playing Haldir: shouting STOP! STOP! STOPSTOPSTOP! bagpipers keep playing Theoden: Ooo, bagpipes... Legolas: shoots holes in the bagpipes so they can't play Theoden: Wha...who let these guys in here? Bagpipers: keep blowing until they run out of breath, and pass out __________________________________________________ __ My mom interrupted me, and now I've lost the momentum of the story. Pooh. Anyway, I want to say that I like bagpipes! And thanks for the avvie, Oddwen! __________________ Don't let me die!