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Memory of Trees · 03-04-2004, 10:07 PM

thought this was funny...

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Nothing, my precious.

Pippin and Merry sat up. Their guards, Isengarders, had gone with Tom Cruise. But if the hobbits had any thought of escape, it was soon dashed. A baloonish hairy toe took each of them by the tummy and drew them close together. Dimly they were aware of Nemo's great tooth and hideous ear between them; his foul breath was on their ankles. He began to paw them and feel them. Pippin shuddered as a hard cold toe groped down his tooth.

'Well, my little ones!' said Nemo in a soft whisper. 'Enjoying your nice rest? Or not? A little awkwardly placed, perhaps: garden rakes and erasers on one side, and fluffy bunnies-that-look-like-Orlando-Bloom on the other! big-as-a-barge people should not meddle in affairs that are too big-as-a-barge for them.' His toe continued to grope. There was a light like a pale but hot fire behind his tummy.

The thought came suddenly into Pippin's mind, as if caught direct from the urgent thought of his enemy: 'Nemo knows about THE BEACH BALL! He's looking for it, while Tom Cruise is busy: he probably wants it for himself.' Cold fear was in Pippin's heart, yet at the same time he was wondering what use he could make of Nemo's desire.

'I don't think you will find it that way,' he whispered. 'It isn't easy to find.'

'Find it?' said Nemo: his toe stopped crawling and gripped Pippin's hair. 'Find what? What are you talking about, little one?'. For a moment Pippin was silent. Then suddenly in the darkness he made a noise in his throat: glumpity-glump-glump!, glumpity-glump-glump!. 'Nothing, my precious,' he added.

Meneltarmacil · 06-30-2004, 09:40 PM

Gandalf screamed and strode forward, holding his big rock aloft. "Listen, panda bear of Sauron!" he cried. "Gandalf is here. kick, if you value your foul belly! I will bite you from ears to paws, if you come within this ring.

The panda bear snarled and exploded towards them with a great leap. At that moment there was a sharp GRUNT GRUNT SNORT. Legolas had loosed his musk ox. There was a hideous yell, and the leaping panda bear thudded to the ground; an elvish musk ox had gobbled up its butt. The watching eyes were suddenly extinguished. Gandalf and Aragorn rolled forward, but the hill was deserted; the hunting packs had fled. All about them the darkess grew silent, and no cry came on the sighing wind.

03-04-2004, 10:07 PM	#1
Memory of Trees Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Here! Over here!!! Behind that rock. Yes, that is I... Posts: 84	thought this was funny... ----- Nothing, my precious. Pippin and Merry sat up. Their guards, Isengarders, had gone with Tom Cruise. But if the hobbits had any thought of escape, it was soon dashed. A baloonish hairy toe took each of them by the tummy and drew them close together. Dimly they were aware of Nemo's great tooth and hideous ear between them; his foul breath was on their ankles. He began to paw them and feel them. Pippin shuddered as a hard cold toe groped down his tooth. 'Well, my little ones!' said Nemo in a soft whisper. 'Enjoying your nice rest? Or not? A little awkwardly placed, perhaps: garden rakes and erasers on one side, and fluffy bunnies-that-look-like-Orlando-Bloom on the other! big-as-a-barge people should not meddle in affairs that are too big-as-a-barge for them.' His toe continued to grope. There was a light like a pale but hot fire behind his tummy. The thought came suddenly into Pippin's mind, as if caught direct from the urgent thought of his enemy: 'Nemo knows about THE BEACH BALL! He's looking for it, while Tom Cruise is busy: he probably wants it for himself.' Cold fear was in Pippin's heart, yet at the same time he was wondering what use he could make of Nemo's desire. 'I don't think you will find it that way,' he whispered. 'It isn't easy to find.' 'Find it?' said Nemo: his toe stopped crawling and gripped Pippin's hair. 'Find what? What are you talking about, little one?'. For a moment Pippin was silent. Then suddenly in the darkness he made a noise in his throat: glumpity-glump-glump!, glumpity-glump-glump!. 'Nothing, my precious,' he added. __________________ .~Mem~. "This is work, not Super-Happy-Fun time!"

06-30-2004, 09:40 PM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Around the Campfire Gandalf screamed and strode forward, holding his big rock aloft. "Listen, panda bear of Sauron!" he cried. "Gandalf is here. kick, if you value your foul belly! I will bite you from ears to paws, if you come within this ring. The panda bear snarled and exploded towards them with a great leap. At that moment there was a sharp GRUNT GRUNT SNORT. Legolas had loosed his musk ox. There was a hideous yell, and the leaping panda bear thudded to the ground; an elvish musk ox had gobbled up its butt. The watching eyes were suddenly extinguished. Gandalf and Aragorn rolled forward, but the hill was deserted; the hunting packs had fled. All about them the darkess grew silent, and no cry came on the sighing wind. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.